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God Decides To Flood Earth Again After KFC Releases Oreo Chicken Sandwich

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Toddler Puts Self Up For Adoption After Seeing Mom Scrolling Lindsay Clancy TikTok

https://babylonbee.com/news/toddler-puts-self-up-for-adoption-after-seeing-mom-scrolling-lindsay-clancy-tiktok/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz To Head Up Vikings Cheerleader Squad

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-to-head-up-vikings-cheerleader-squad/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Praying That The Lord’s Will Be Done As Long As It's The Same As Her Will

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-praying-that-the-lords-will-be-done-as-long-as-its-the-same-as-her-will/?utm_source=fediverse

Lindsay Clancy Surges To Commanding Lead As 2028 Democrat Front-Runner

https://babylonbee.com/news/lindsay-clancy-surges-to-commanding-lead-as-2028-democrat-front-runner/?utm_source=fediverse

Suspicions Of Ayatollah's Death Rise After His Name Appears On California Voter Rolls

https://babylonbee.com/news/suspicions-of-ayatollahs-death-rise-after-his-name-appears-on-california-voter-rolls/?utm_source=fediverse

NFL Hoping A White Player Will Eventually Make It Into End Zone To See ‘End Racism’ Message

https://babylonbee.com/news/nfl-hoping-a-white-player-will-eventually-make-it-into-end-zone-to-see-end-racism-message/?utm_source=fediverse

Unlucky: 6th Grader Flunks Geography After Trump Renames Everything In Middle Of Exam

https://babylonbee.com/news/unlucky-6th-grader-flunks-geography-after-trump-renames-everything-in-middle-of-exam/?utm_source=fediverse

Satan Wondering If He Went Too Far With Feminism

https://babylonbee.com/news/satan-wondering-if-he-went-too-far-with-feminism/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Notable Historical Events Experts Now Believe Were Caused By Postpartum Depression

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-notable-historical-events-experts-now-believe-were-caused-by-postpartum-depression/?utm_source=fediverse

Too Far? Trump Renames Hockey 'Gay Ice Football'

https://babylonbee.com/news/too-far-trump-renames-hockey-gay-ice-football/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Sends Out Missionary Team To Remote Tribe That Has Never Heard Switchfoot

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-sends-out-missionary-team-to-remote-tribe-that-has-never-heard-switchfoot/?utm_source=fediverse

Jury Still Trying To Decide If Strangling Your Kids Is Okay

https://babylonbee.com/news/jury-still-trying-to-decide-if-strangling-your-kids-is-okay/?utm_source=fediverse

Chicago Mayor Touts Increased Diversity Of City’s Shooting Victims

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-mayor-touts-increased-diversity-of-citys-shooting-victims/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Banned In New Mexico After New State Law Criminalizes Fake News

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-banned-in-new-mexico-after-new-state-law-criminalizes-fake-news/?utm_source=fediverse

Child's Honest Observations Becoming Pretty Hurtful

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Mamdani Installs Muslim Foot-Washing Station At 9/11 Memorial

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-installs-muslim-foot-washing-station-at-911-memorial/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Who Has Nothing Bad To Say About Her Husband Uninvited From Ladies Lunch Group

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-who-has-nothing-bad-to-say-about-her-husband-uninvited-from-ladies-lunch-group/?utm_source=fediverse

Worm Girl Asks Worm Boyfriend If He'd Still Love Her If She Were A Human

https://babylonbee.com/news/worm-girl-asks-worm-boyfriend-if-hed-still-love-her-if-she-were-a-human/?utm_source=fediverse

Tucker Carlson Spends 380th Consecutive Episode Criticizing Country Nobody Is Allowed To Criticize

https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-carlson-spends-380th-consecutive-episode-criticizing-country-nobody-is-allowed-to-criticize/?utm_source=fediverse