The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

What A Noob! This So-Called 'Pastor' Didn't Even Make Each Sermon Point Start With The Same Letter

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Trump Prepares For Dinner With President Xi By Ordering Servants To Slaughter The Fattened Cat

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-prepares-for-dinner-with-president-xi-by-ordering-servants-to-slaughter-the-fattened-cat/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Amazing Heavenly Rewards You'll Get When People Persecute You For Jesus

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-amazing-heavenly-rewards-youll-get-when-people-persecute-you-for-jesus/?utm_source=fediverse

To Promote Racial Equity, Nikole Hannah-Jones Abandons Daughter At Crack House

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-promote-racial-equity-nikole-hannah-jones-abandons-daughter-at-crack-house/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Not Sure Why Poll Numbers Dropping Despite Doing So Many Wildly Unpopular Things

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-not-sure-why-poll-numbers-dropping-despite-doing-so-many-wildly-unpopular-things/?utm_source=fediverse

Proud Wife Informs Husband How Much Money She Made Today Returning Things To Target

https://babylonbee.com/news/proud-wife-informs-husband-how-much-money-she-made-today-returning-things-to-target/?utm_source=fediverse

Update: 'The Babylon Bee' Now The Only News Outlet Left In America With White House Credentials

https://babylonbee.com/news/update-the-babylon-bee-now-the-only-news-outlet-left-in-america-with-white-house-credentials/?utm_source=fediverse

Ms. Rachel Announces Herbie The Puppet Has Joined Hamas As A Child Soldier

https://babylonbee.com/news/ms-rachel-announces-herbie-the-puppet-has-joined-hamas-as-a-child-soldier/?utm_source=fediverse

Iranian President Addresses UN While Holding A Thermal Detonator

https://babylonbee.com/news/iranian-president-addresses-un-while-holding-a-thermal-detonator/?utm_source=fediverse

Canada Clarifies That By 'Assisted Suicide' They Mean 'Totally Unsolicited Murder'

https://babylonbee.com/news/canada-clarifies-that-by-assisted-suicide-they-mean-totally-unsolicited-murder/?utm_source=fediverse

Anton Chigurh Lands New Job Performing Assisted Suicides In Canada

https://babylonbee.com/news/anton-chigurh-lands-new-job-performing-assisted-suicides-in-canada/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Comforted By Knowledge That A.I. Will Destroy Humanity Before AOC Can Become President

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-comforted-by-knowledge-that-ai-will-destroy-humanity-before-aoc-can-become-president/?utm_source=fediverse

United Nations Still Demanding To Be Taken Seriously

https://babylonbee.com/news/united-nations-still-demanding-to-be-taken-seriously/?utm_source=fediverse

'The Babylon Bee' Has Obtained The Fall Lineup For Trump TV

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-has-obtained-the-fall-lineup-for-trump-tv/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Man Pretty Holy Until Children Wake Up

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-pretty-holy-until-children-wake-up/?utm_source=fediverse

Amazon To Begin Updating California Customers Once Packages Have Been Stolen

https://babylonbee.com/news/amazon-to-begin-updating-california-customers-once-packages-have-been-stolen/?utm_source=fediverse

Muslims Say It's Unfair To Judge Their Entire Religion Based On The Actions Of Several Million

https://babylonbee.com/news/muslims-say-its-unfair-to-judge-their-entire-religion-based-on-the-actions-of-several-million/?utm_source=fediverse

RFK Jr. Teams Up With Starbucks To Introduce New Beef Tallow Spice Frappuccino

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-teams-up-with-starbucks-to-introduce-new-beef-tallow-spice-frappuccino/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Revokes Grima Wormtongue’s Press Credentials

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-revokes-grima-wormtongues-press-credentials/?utm_source=fediverse

Noah's Wife Again Catches Him Trying To Huck The Cats Overboard

https://babylonbee.com/news/noahs-wife-again-catches-him-trying-to-huck-the-cats-overboard/?utm_source=fediverse