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Ilhan Omar Calls Obama To See If He Still Has The Number For That Birth Certificate Guy

https://babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-omar-calls-obama-to-see-if-he-still-has-the-number-for-that-birth-certificate-guy/?utm_source=fediverse

After Scheduling Conflict, WNBA Finals Relocated To Church Fellowship Hall

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-scheduling-conflict-wnba-finals-relocated-to-church-fellowship-hall/?utm_source=fediverse

PSA: Reese's Pumpkins Have Been Discovered To Contain Dangerous Poison So Please Give Them All To Dad For Safekeeping

https://babylonbee.com/news/psa-reeses-pumpkins-have-been-discovered-to-contain-dangerous-poison-so-please-give-them-all-to-dad-for-safekeeping/?utm_source=fediverse

James Talarico Is The Babylon Bee’s Straight Man Of The Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/james-talarico-is-the-babylon-bees-straight-man-of-the-year/?utm_source=fediverse

Siblings Take A Break From Fighting To Fight Some More

https://babylonbee.com/news/siblings-take-a-break-from-fighting-to-fight-some-more/?utm_source=fediverse

Brawl Erupts Between Non-Denominational Church And Spirit Halloween Over Vacant Building

https://babylonbee.com/news/newly-vacant-storefront-leads-to-bitter-clash-between-spirit-halloween-and-non-denominational-church/?utm_source=fediverse

Riots Fizzle Out As French Refuse To Protest More Than 32 Hours Per Week

https://babylonbee.com/news/riots-end-as-french-refuse-to-protest-more-than-32-hours-per-week/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Says Midterm Polls Only Bad For Republicans If You Look At Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-says-midterm-polls-only-bad-for-republicans-if-you-look-at-them/?utm_source=fediverse

VidAngel Announces 'The Goshfather'

https://babylonbee.com/news/vidangel-announces-the-goshfather/?utm_source=fediverse

Pharaoh Relents After Moses Unleashes Plague Of Political Fundraising Texts

https://babylonbee.com/news/pharaoh-relents-after-moses-unleashes-plague-of-political-fundraising-texts/?utm_source=fediverse

Cowboys Fans Concerned Another Loss Could Make It Difficult For Team To Choke In Playoffs

https://babylonbee.com/news/cowboys-fans-concerned-another-loss-could-make-it-difficult-for-team-to-choke-in-playoffs/?utm_source=fediverse

Single Raindrop Falls From Sky, Causing Every Californian To Scream And Drive Their Car Off Cliff

https://babylonbee.com/news/single-raindrop-falls-from-sky-causing-every-californian-to-scream-and-drive-their-car-off-cliff/?utm_source=fediverse

In Shocking Upset, Joe Biden Wins Brazilian Presidency With 81 Million Votes

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-late-night-ballot-dump-joe-biden-wins-brazilian-presidency-with-81-million-votes/?utm_source=fediverse

Millions Of 12-Foot-Tall Lawn Skeletons Discovered On Dem Voter Rolls

https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-of-12-foot-tall-lawn-skeletons-discovered-on-dem-voter-rolls/?utm_source=fediverse

God Promises To Spare BioWare If He Can Find Ten Developers Who Are Heterosexual White Men

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-promises-to-spare-bioware-if-he-can-find-ten-developers-who-are-heterosexual-white-men/?utm_source=fediverse

LGBTQ+ To Add 'S' For Sibling

https://babylonbee.com/news/lgbtq-to-add-s-for-sibling/?utm_source=fediverse

NBA Finally Finds Way To Get LeBron To Stand At Attention During National Anthem

https://babylonbee.com/news/nba-finally-finds-way-to-get-lebron-to-stand-at-attention-during-national-anthem/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk Accused of Downgrading Ukraine's Starlink To Dial-Up With Netscape Navigator

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-accused-of-downgrading-ukraines-starlink-to-dial-up-with-netscape-navigator/?utm_source=fediverse

Life Hack: Quit Paying Taxes And When The IRS Asks If You Owe Them Anything Just Say 'Not To My Knowledge'

https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-quit-paying-taxes-and-when-the-irs-asks-if-you-owe-them-anything-just-say-not-to-my-knowledge/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh No: Atlanta Falcons Announce Surprise Game In Paris

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-atlanta-falcons-announce-surprise-game-in-paris/?utm_source=fediverse