Conservative Plasters Walls With Posters Of AOC So He Can Constantly Remind Himself How Much He Hates Her
Laid-Off American Construction Workers Dress Up As Russians In Hopes Of Getting Job On New Russian Pipeline
In Solidarity With Hamas, AOC Straps Some Palestinian Children On To Defend Herself From Attacks
Hasbro Releases New Version Of 'Operation' Where Players Just Keep Putting More Masks On The Patient
The Babylon Bee Guide To Gen Z Slang
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-guide-to-gen-z-slang/?utm_source=fediverse
Cutting Out The Middleman: Middle Eastern Countries Will Now Just Lob Giant Sacks Of American Tax Dollars At Each Other
BLM Sends Rioters To Gaza To Protest Israel By Burning Down Palestinian Businesses
SpaceX Introduces New Reusable Rockets That Israel And Hamas Can Fire Back And Forth
Existing, And 6 Other Things You Didn't Know Were Microaggressions
DC Talk's Kevin Max Comes Out As A 'Spiritual-But-Not-Religious Freak'
Reporter Stuck To Biden's Grill Asks Follow-Up Question
Adam And Eve Kicked Out Of Garden Of Eden For Having Only Two Genders
‘They Won’t Make Fun Of Me Ever Again,’ Says Dr. Fauci While Designing New Virus In His Lab
Do You Have To Wear A Mask? A Handy Flowchart
https://babylonbee.com/news/do-you-have-to-wear-a-mask-a-handy-flowchart/?utm_source=fediverse
Satan Announces Masks Will Still Be Required In Hell
Navy Fighters Shoot Down Hostile UFO After It Refuses To Give Its Pronouns
The Bee Explains: What Is Antifa?
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-explains-what-is-antifa/?utm_source=fediverse
Israel To Buy Weapons From America With Money Given To Them By America To Shoot Down Iranian Rockets Paid For By America
Republicans Propose Cheaper 'Medicare For Al'
https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-propose-cheaper-medicare-for-al/?utm_source=fediverse
Kids Demand In-Person Learning So They Won't Have To Keep Explaining Math To Their Parents
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