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SCOTUS Rules Healthcare Workers Are The Only People Who Can't Make Decisions About Their Own Health

https://babylonbee.com/news/scotus-rules-healthcare-workers-are-the-only-people-who-cant-make-decisions-about-their-own-health/?utm_source=fediverse

Supreme Court Sets Dangerous Precedent Of Letting The American People Make Medical Decisions For Themselves

https://babylonbee.com/news/scotus-sets-dangerous-precedent-of-letting-the-american-people-make-medical-decisions-for-themselves/?utm_source=fediverse

Pfizer Announces Revolutionary New Vaccine To Protect Against Free Thinking

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-announces-vaccine-against-independent-thinking/?utm_source=fediverse

Conservatives Boldly Fight Leftist Takeover Of Their States By Running Away To Other States

https://babylonbee.com/news/conservatives-boldly-fight-liberal-takeover-of-their-states-by-running-away-to-other-states/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Inflation Now Higher Than Biden’s Approval Rating

https://babylonbee.com/news/inflation-rate-edges-past-bidens-approval-rating/?utm_source=fediverse

Ark Encounter Theme Park Adds Baptismal Log Flume Ride

https://babylonbee.com/news/ark-encounter-theme-park-adds-baptismal-log-flume-ride/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Encourages Husband To Buy Thing So She Can Justify Buying Other Thing

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-encourages-husband-to-buy-thing-so-she-can-justify-buying-other-thing/?utm_source=fediverse

Crazed Ron Paul Seen Shouting 'I Told You So!' At Passersby In Front Of National Debt Clock

https://babylonbee.com/news/crazed-ron-paul-seen-shouting-i-told-you-so-at-passersby-in-front-of-national-debt-clock/?utm_source=fediverse

Divorcing Couple In Heated Custody Battle Over Preferred Church Pew

https://babylonbee.com/news/divorcing-couple-in-heated-custody-battle-over-preferred-church-pew/?utm_source=fediverse

Stores Refusing To Sell Chicken Noodle Soup After Rumor COVID Patients Are Using It To Feel Better

https://babylonbee.com/news/stores-refusing-to-sell-chicken-noodle-soup-after-rumor-covid-patients-are-using-it-to-feel-better/?utm_source=fediverse

Vaccinated Denied Treatment For Overwhelming Hospitals

https://babylonbee.com/news/vaccinated-denied-treatment-for-overwhelming-hospitals/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Recounts Time He Was Arrested At A Civil Rights Protest For Wearing A White Hood

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-recounts-time-he-was-arrested-at-a-civil-rights-protest-for-wearing-a-white-hood/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Promises To Make Hoaxes Less Obvious This Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-promises-to-make-2022-hoaxes-less-obvious/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Upcoming Fabricated Media Narratives For 2022

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-upcoming-fabricated-media-narratives-for-2022/?utm_source=fediverse

CDC Recommends Being Fully Vaccinated And Also Getting COVID For Strongest Immunity

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-recommends-being-fully-vaccinated-and-also-getting-covid-for-strongest-immunity/?utm_source=fediverse

Dome Of Capitol Building Raised To Accommodate Nancy Pelosi's Eyebrows

https://babylonbee.com/news/dome-of-capitol-building-raised-to-accommodate-nancy-pelosis-eyebrows/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Advantages Of A Woke Military

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-advantages-of-a-woke-military/?utm_source=fediverse

Pfizer, Moderna Sue Human Immune System For Patent Infringement

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-moderna-sue-human-immune-system-for-patent-infringement/?utm_source=fediverse

Science Accused Of Lying Under Oath

https://babylonbee.com/news/science-accused-of-lying-under-oath/?utm_source=fediverse

Crazy Conspiracy Theory To Be Confirmed As Fact Six Weeks From Now

https://babylonbee.com/news/crazy-conspiracy-theory-to-be-confirmed-as-fact-six-weeks-from-now/?utm_source=fediverse