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California Achieves World's First Crime Rate Of Zero After Legalizing All Crime

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-achieves-worlds-first-crime-rate-of-zero-as-all-crime-is-legal-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad’s Epic Bedtime Story Sounds Suspiciously Like The Plot To 'Ocarina Of Time'

https://babylonbee.com/news/dads-epic-bedtime-story-sounds-suspiciously-like-the-plot-to-ocarina-of-time/?utm_source=fediverse

California Achieves World's First Crime Rate Of Zero After Legalizing All Crime

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-achieves-worlds-first-crime-rate-of-zero-as-all-crime-is-legal-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad’s Epic Bedtime Story Sounds Suspiciously Like The Plot To 'Ocarina Of Time'

https://babylonbee.com/news/dads-epic-bedtime-story-sounds-suspiciously-like-the-plot-to-ocarina-of-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says Anyone Struggling To Buy A House Should Just Try Setting Up 20 Shell Companies To Launder Money From China

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-anyone-struggling-to-buy-a-house-should-just-try-setting-up-20-shell-companies-to-launder-money-from-china/?utm_source=fediverse

Georgia Indicts Millions Of Voters For Conspiring To Elect Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/georgia-indicts-every-trump-voter-for-conspiring-to-elect-an-election-denier/?utm_source=fediverse

Prince Immediately Regrets Waking Rachel Zegler With A Kiss After She Starts Ranting About The Patriarchy

https://babylonbee.com/news/prince-immediately-regrets-waking-rachel-zegler-with-a-kiss-after-she-starts-ranting-about-the-patriarchy/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says Anyone Struggling To Buy A House Should Just Try Setting Up 20 Shell Companies To Launder Money From China

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-anyone-struggling-to-buy-a-house-should-just-try-setting-up-20-shell-companies-to-launder-money-from-china/?utm_source=fediverse

Georgia Indicts Millions Of Voters For Conspiring To Elect Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/georgia-indicts-every-trump-voter-for-conspiring-to-elect-an-election-denier/?utm_source=fediverse

Prince Immediately Regrets Waking Rachel Zegler With A Kiss After She Starts Ranting About The Patriarchy

https://babylonbee.com/news/prince-immediately-regrets-waking-rachel-zegler-with-a-kiss-after-she-starts-ranting-about-the-patriarchy/?utm_source=fediverse

Eight Ways To Point To God During Football Games (Besides Tebowing)

https://babylonbee.com/news/eight-ways-besides-tebowing-to-point-to-god-during-football-games/?utm_source=fediverse

Target Attempts To Win Back Customers With New 'Straight White Male Pride Collection'

https://babylonbee.com/news/target-attempts-to-win-customers-back-with-new-straight-white-male-pride-collection/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Discovers Revolutionary New Diet Where He Doesn’t Get A Double-Decker Oatmeal Creme Pie At The Gas Station Every Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-discovers-revolutionary-new-diet-where-he-doesnt-get-a-double-decker-oatmeal-cream-pie-at-the-gas-station-every-day/?utm_source=fediverse

Eight Ways To Point To God During Football Games (Besides Tebowing)

https://babylonbee.com/news/eight-ways-besides-tebowing-to-point-to-god-during-football-games/?utm_source=fediverse

Target Attempts To Win Back Customers With New 'Straight White Male Pride Collection'

https://babylonbee.com/news/target-attempts-to-win-customers-back-with-new-straight-white-male-pride-collection/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Discovers Revolutionary New Diet Where He Doesn’t Get A Double-Decker Oatmeal Creme Pie At The Gas Station Every Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-discovers-revolutionary-new-diet-where-he-doesnt-get-a-double-decker-oatmeal-cream-pie-at-the-gas-station-every-day/?utm_source=fediverse

Group Of Guys Who’ve Been Hanging Out For 5 Years Finally Learn Each Other's Last Names

https://babylonbee.com/news/group-of-guys-whove-been-hanging-out-for-5-years-finally-get-around-to-learning-each-others-last-names/?utm_source=fediverse

Old Letters Reveal Trump Fantasized About Being Even More Straight Than He Already Is

https://babylonbee.com/news/old-letters-reveal-trump-fantasized-about-being-even-more-straight-than-he-already-is/?utm_source=fediverse

New Christian Dating App Just A Screen That Tells You To Go To Church And Meet A Godly Spouse

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-christian-dating-app-just-a-screen-that-tells-you-to-go-to-church-and-meet-a-godly-spouse/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Assures Americans We're Not A Banana Republic, We're A Democratic Banana Republic

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-assures-americans-were-not-a-banana-republic-were-a-democratic-banana-republic/?utm_source=fediverse