‘Trump Is The Greatest Threat To America,’ Says Man Overseeing Invasion Of America
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9 Items Conservatives Must Stockpile To Protect Themselves In Case Biden Wins
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Baptist Pastor Doused With Grape Juice After Incredible Preaching Performance
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Man With Beautiful Wife, Two Kids Still Ranks Entering Initials Into Cruisin' USA Leaderboard Among Top Three Life Achievements
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Black Woman Finally Feels Included As Google A.I. Generates Black Nazi Soldier
https://babylonbee.com/news/black-woman-finally-feels-included-as-google-ai-generates-black-nazi-soldier/?utm_source=fediverse
Woman Forced To Go Back And Redo Gym Workout After Forgetting To Hit Record On Phone
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Concerning: Boeing Lists Job Opening For 'Guy Who Knows How To Keep Wings On Plane'
https://babylonbee.com/news/concerning-boeing-lists-job-opening-for-guy-who-knows-how-to-keep-wings-on-plane/?utm_source=fediverse
New York Mayor Warns Migrants If They Keep Attacking NYPD Officers, They'll Be Downgraded To 4-Star Hotels
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-mayor-warns-migrants-if-they-keep-attacking-nypd-officers-theyll-be-downgraded-to-living-in-4-star-hotels/?utm_source=fediverse
9 Exciting Uses Of A.I.
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New Apple Vision Pro App Helps Husbands Know When Wife Is Upset
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-apple-vision-pro-app-helps-husbands-know-when-wife-is-upset/?utm_source=fediverse
Another Democrat Attempts To Purchase A Black Man
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Trans Basketball Player Achieves Rare Triple-Double With 36 Points, 14 Rebounds, 11 Concussions
https://babylonbee.com/news/trans-basketball-player-achieves-rare-triple-double-with-36-points-14-rebounds-11-concussions/?utm_source=fediverse
NYC Teachers Worry Trucker Boycott Could Delay Shipment Of Gay Porn To Schools
https://babylonbee.com/news/nyc-teachers-worry-trucker-boycott-could-delay-shipment-of-gay-porn-to-schools/?utm_source=fediverse
President Xi Appointed To Serve On San Francisco Elections Commission
https://babylonbee.com/news/president-xi-appointed-to-serve-on-san-francisco-elections-commission/?utm_source=fediverse
Study Shows 10 Out Of 10 Babies Prefer Female Boobs
https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-10-out-of-10-babies-prefer-female-boobs/?utm_source=fediverse
Russian Space Weapon Revealed To Be A Ferocious Bear Duct-Taped To A Satellite
https://babylonbee.com/news/russian-space-weapon-revealed-to-be-a-ferocious-bear-duct-taped-to-a-satellite/?utm_source=fediverse
10 Major Figures From The Bible: Their Political Parties Revealed
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Terrified Mugger Flees As NYPD Dance Squad Arrives
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C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkien Sent To Opposite Corners Of Heaven After Arguing About The Proper Use Of Allegory Again
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U2 Obliterated By Russian Space Nuke
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