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Canadian Man Too Polite To Tell Doctor He Doesn't Want To Be Euthanized

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Biden Demands Israel Fight Rest Of War Using Nerf Guns

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Earthquake As Jews Dig Tunnels Too Deep And Unearth A Balrog

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Mark Zuckerberg Locked Out Of X Account After Bot Purge

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Biden Still Polling Well With 3 A.M. Mail-In Ballot Demographic

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California Starbucks Struggling To Find Robot Workers With Enough Tattoos And Piercings To Work Registers

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-starbucks-struggling-to-find-robot-workers-with-enough-tats-and-piercing-to-work-registers/?utm_source=fediverse

Teen Thanks Parents For Supporting Him Through That Time Of Confusion But Can He Have His Testicles Back Now

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Midlife Crisis: Wife Begs Husband To Just Buy A Convertible Instead Of A Greek Trireme

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Parents Really In Need Of Vacation After Grueling Vacation

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Adam Waits Patiently As Eve Tries On 23 Different Fig Leaves

https://babylonbee.com/news/adam-waits-impatiently-as-eve-tries-on-23-different-fig-leaves/?utm_source=fediverse

Pastor's Popularity Skyrockets After Church Installs 'Skip Intro' Option

https://babylonbee.com/news/pastors-popularity-skyrockets-after-church-installs-skip-intro-option/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Warn Parents To Quickly Transition Their Kids Before They Grow Out Of It

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New Version Of ‘Guess Who?’ Includes All 437 Genders

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To Regain Popularity, MLB To Allow One Player Per Team To Take Steroids

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Mexican Robots Surge Across Southern Border To Take New Fast Food Jobs In California

https://babylonbee.com/news/mexican-robots-surge-across-southern-border-to-take-new-fast-food-jobs/?utm_source=fediverse

After Asking For Preferred Gender Pronouns, Doctor Asks Patient, 'OK, Now What's Your Actual Gender?'

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-asking-for-preferred-gender-pronouns-doctor-asks-patient-ok-now-whats-your-actual-gender/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Was Drawn And Quartered For This?!' Thinks Despondent Ghost Of William Wallace In Skies Over Edinburgh

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China Offers To Send 100,000 Soldiers To Taiwan To Assist With Earthquake Cleanup

https://babylonbee.com/news/china-offers-to-send-100000-soldiers-to-taiwan-to-assist-with-earthquake-cleanup/?utm_source=fediverse

Top 1 Great Ideas For Throwing A Gender Reveal Party

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'I Didn't Do That,' Insists Biden After Aides Ask Him Who Colored On The Wall Of The Lincoln Bedroom

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