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10 Essential Life Skills Your Kid Will Learn At An Ivy League University

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Report: You've Gone Weeks Without Having The 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS Jingle Stuck In Your Head. Great Job. Keep It Up!

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Russell Brand's Christianity Called Into Question After Revelation He Has Not Yet Memorized The Lyrics Of DC Talk's 'Jesus Freak'

https://babylonbee.com/news/russell-brands-christianity-called-into-question-after-revelation-he-has-not-yet-memorized-the-lyrics-of-dc-talks-jesus-freak/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Drops Support For Pro-Palestine Protestors After Realizing How Bad Their Hair Smells

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-drops-support-for-pro-palestine-protestors-after-realizing-how-bad-their-hair-smells/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Not So Worried About Communist Takeover After College Leftists Defeated By Banana

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-not-so-worried-about-communist-takeover-after-college-leftists-defeated-by-banana/?utm_source=fediverse

To Avoid Falling, Biden To Traverse Lawn In Giant Hamster Ball

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Kristi Noem Clarifies Killing Puppies Makes Up Only 3% Of What She Does

https://babylonbee.com/news/kristi-noems-approval-skyrockets-among-serial-killers-cats/?utm_source=fediverse

'I'm Sorry I Have To Do This,' Says Kristi Noem Pumping Shotgun After Puppy Playfully Barks At Mailman

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-sorry-i-have-to-do-this-says-kristi-noem-pumping-shotgun-after-puppy-playfully-barks-at-mailman/?utm_source=fediverse

After Learning She Killed Her Puppy, Dr. Fauci Endorses Kristi Noem

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Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia Campus To Lead Protests

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Boy David Condemned For Violently Attacking Peaceful Palestinian Giant

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Israel Withdraws From Gaza After Learning Of Protest By 19-Year-Old Fine Arts Major Roxy Barnett

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The Babylon Bee Has Announced We Will Lend Struggling Satire Site 'The Onion' One Of Our Two Jokes

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8 Handy Tricks Women Can Use To Beat Trans Athletes

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‘Why Do I Feel So Far From God?’ Says Man Scrolling Through X, Binging Netflix Simultaneously

https://babylonbee.com/news/why-do-i-feel-so-far-from-god-says-man-scrolling-through-x-binging-netflix-simultaneously/?utm_source=fediverse

Palestine Protesters Scatter As Riot Police Charge In With Sticks Of Deodorant

https://babylonbee.com/news/palestine-protesters-scatter-as-riot-police-charge-in-with-sticks-of-deodorant/?utm_source=fediverse

Clever College Students Figure Out It’s Not Racist To Call For The Murder Of All Jews If You Just Call Them 'Zionists'

https://babylonbee.com/news/clever-college-students-figure-out-its-not-racist-to-call-for-the-murder-of-all-jews-if-you-just-call-them-zionists/?utm_source=fediverse

First 58 Minutes Of Men’s Bible Study Hour Spent Discussing Best Bait For Rainbow Trout

https://babylonbee.com/news/first-58-minutes-of-mens-bible-study-hour-spent-discussing-best-bait-for-rainbow-trout/?utm_source=fediverse

In Act Of Sacrificial Love For His Family, Man Mows Lawn In Peace And Quiet On Sunny Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-act-of-sacrificial-love-for-his-family-man-mows-lawn-in-peace-and-quiet-on-bright-sunny-day/?utm_source=fediverse

Corporate Recruiter Scouts Ivy League University For Entitled Antisemitic Communists With $200k In Debt

https://babylonbee.com/news/corporate-recruiter-scouts-ivy-league-university-for-entitled-antisemitic-communists-with-200k-in-debt/?utm_source=fediverse