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Tropical Storm Alberto Crosses Into Texas, Immediately Registered To Vote As A Democrat

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FBI Firearm Training Facility Replaces Paper Targets With Copies Of The Constitution

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-gun-training-facility-replaces-paper-targets-with-copies-of-the-constitution/?utm_source=fediverse

KJP Claims Video Where She Said Biden Video Was A Deepfake Was Also A Deepfake

https://babylonbee.com/news/kjp-claims-video-where-she-said-biden-video-was-a-deepfake-was-also-a-deepfake/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Classic Star Wars Scenes Disney Is Editing To Add Pronouns

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-classic-star-wars-scenes-disney-is-editing-to-add-pronouns/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Ways For White People To Show They're Down With The Cause This Juneteenth

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-ways-for-white-people-to-show-theyre-down-with-the-cause-this-juneteenth/?utm_source=fediverse

God Disappointed By Lack Of Eloquence In Five-Year-Old's Prayer

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-disappointed-by-lack-of-eloquence-in-five-year-olds-prayer/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Unsure Why Buffalo Bills Starting Gay Football Team When Dallas Cowboys Already Exist

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-unsure-why-buffalo-bills-starting-gay-football-team-when-dallas-cowboys-already-exist/?utm_source=fediverse

Star Wars Introduces Non-Binary Ewok With Preferred Pronouns ‘Yub/Nub'

https://babylonbee.com/news/star-wars-introduces-non-binary-ewok-with-preferred-pronouns-yubnub/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Polling At 100% After Hosts Warn He Would Cancel 'The View'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-polling-at-100-after-hosts-warn-he-would-cancel-the-view/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Leaked Questions From CNN’s Upcoming Presidential Debate

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-leaked-questions-from-cnns-upcoming-presidential-debate/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Chicago Mayor Has No One To Award Reparations To Because Everyone Got Murdered

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-chicago-has-no-one-to-award-reparations-to-because-everyone-got-murdered/?utm_source=fediverse

As Summer Temps Rise, Nation’s Women Transition From 'Freezing' To 'Cold'

https://babylonbee.com/news/as-summer-temps-rise-nations-women-transition-from-freezing-to-cold/?utm_source=fediverse

Scientists Torn On Whether To Blame Heat Wave On Climate Change, Trump, Or White Supremacy

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-torn-on-whether-to-blame-heat-wave-on-climate-change-trump-or-white-supremacy/?utm_source=fediverse

Chili’s Unveils New Ad Campaign: ‘At Least We’re Not Applebee’s’

https://babylonbee.com/news/chilis-unveils-new-ad-campaign-at-least-were-not-applebees/?utm_source=fediverse

New Debate Rule Allows Moderators To Zap Trump With Giant Cattle Prods Anytime They Feel Like It

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-debate-rule-allows-moderators-to-zap-trump-with-giant-cattle-prod-anytime-they-feel-like-it/?utm_source=fediverse

DeSantis Announces Reparations Program Of Lower Taxes, Less Government, Less Murder, Endless Sunshine

https://babylonbee.com/news/desantis-announces-reparations-program-of-lower-taxes-less-government-less-murder-endless-sunshine/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Claims Terrible Economy Is Just A Deepfake

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-claims-terrible-economy-is-just-a-deepfake/?utm_source=fediverse

Chuck Schumer And 10 Other Members Of Congress Tell Us How They Like Their Burgers Cooked

https://babylonbee.com/news/chuck-schumer-and-10-other-members-of-congress-tell-us-how-they-like-their-burgers-cooked/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Street Signs And Why They Are Homophobic

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'It's Just Basketball,' Shrugs Decapitated Caitlin Clark

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