White House Installs Touch And Learn Activity Desk In Oval Office So Biden Can Feel Like He's Working While Jill Is Running The Country
https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-installs-touch-and-learn-activity-desk-in-oval-office-so-biden-can-feel-like-hes-working-while-jill-is-running-the-country/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Successfully Corrects Someone's Grammar But Oh No! Now He Doesn't Have Any Friends!
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-successfully-corrects-someones-grammar-but-oh-no-now-he-doesnt-have-any-friends/?utm_source=fediverse
Report: Kamala About To Unburden Herself From What Has Been
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-kamala-about-to-unburden-herself-from-what-has-been/?utm_source=fediverse
Awkward: Biden, Trump Bump Into Each Other At Same Tanning Salon
https://babylonbee.com/news/awkward-biden-trump-bump-into-each-other-at-same-tanning-salon/?utm_source=fediverse
EXCLUSIVE: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained Biden's Official 10 AM To 4 PM Daily Work Schedule
https://babylonbee.com/news/exclusive-the-babylon-bee-has-obtained-bidens-official-10am-to-4pm-daily-work-schedule/?utm_source=fediverse
Checkmate: Dem Leaders Write 'I Hereby Resign From The Presidency, No Takebacks' On Biden's Teleprompter
https://babylonbee.com/news/checkmate-dem-leaders-write-i-hereby-resign-from-the-presidency-no-takebacks-on-bidens-teleprompter/?utm_source=fediverse
Pippin Suffers PTSD Flashback Every Time He Sees Someone Eat Cherry Tomato
https://babylonbee.com/news/pippin-suffers-ptsd-flashback-after-seeing-someone-eat-cherry-tomato/?utm_source=fediverse
Biden Solves Fundraising Woes By Becoming New Mascot For Sleepytime Tea
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-solves-fundraising-woes-by-becoming-new-mascot-for-sleepytime-tea/?utm_source=fediverse
Liberal Unsure Which Gender This Pride Flag Represents
https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-not-sure-which-gender-this-pride-flag-represents/?utm_source=fediverse
State Department Reaches Out To Enemy Nations Requesting They Only Attack Between 10:00 AM And 4:00 PM EST
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-state-department-reaches-out-to-enemy-nations-requesting-they-only-attack-between-1000am-and-400pm-est/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Suddenly Change Slogan To 'Orange Man Good'
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-suddenly-change-slogan-to-orange-man-good/?utm_source=fediverse
13 Things Trump Is Now Allowed To Do After Supreme Court Immunity Ruling
https://babylonbee.com/news/13-things-trump-is-now-allowed-to-do-after-supreme-court-immunity-ruling/?utm_source=fediverse
Dog On Death Bed Wishing He’d Spent More Time Barking At Nothing
https://babylonbee.com/news/dog-on-death-bed-wishing-hed-spent-more-time-barking-at-nothing/?utm_source=fediverse
Supreme Court Votes 6-3 That Biden Never Had a Six Handicap
https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-votes-6-3-that-biden-never-had-a-six-handicap/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrat Leaders Convince Biden He Already Stepped Down Yesterday
https://babylonbee.com/news/clever-democrat-leaders-convince-biden-he-stepped-already-stepped-down-yesterday/?utm_source=fediverse
Liberal In Private Jet Upset As He Looks Down And Sees All The Cows Causing Climate Change
https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-in-private-jet-upset-as-he-looks-down-and-sees-all-the-cows-causing-climate-change/?utm_source=fediverse
Media Apologizes For Briefly Reporting The Truth About Biden Last Week
https://babylonbee.com/news/media-apologizes-for-briefly-reporting-the-truth-about-biden-last-week/?utm_source=fediverse
‘Trump Will Imprison His Political Opponents!’ Says Guy Imprisoning His Political Opponents
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-will-imprison-his-political-opponents-says-guy-imprisoning-his-political-opponents/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Announces He Is Now The Most Immune President Of All Time
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-he-is-now-the-most-immune-president-in-history/?utm_source=fediverse
Dems Stick With Biden As It Would Be A Real Pain To Reprint These Ballots They Already Filled Out
https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-stick-with-biden-as-it-would-be-a-real-pain-to-reprint-these-ballots-they-already-filled-out/?utm_source=fediverse
Fake news you can trust.