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'Donald Trump Will Destroy Democracy,' Says Party Nominating Candidate No One Voted For

https://babylonbee.com/news/donald-trump-will-destroy-democracy-says-party-endorsing-candidate-that-didnt-receive-a-single-vote/?utm_source=fediverse

Secret Service Director Resigns In Disgrace For Failing To Assassinate Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-director-steps-down-due-to-failure-to-take-out-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Top VP Picks For Kamala Harris

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-top-vp-picks/?utm_source=fediverse

Model Of P-51 Mustang On Man's Desk Just Maybe Gonna Get Him Through Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/model-of-p51-mustang-on-mans-desk-just-maybe-gonna-get-him-through-day/?utm_source=fediverse

America Just Kinda Curious If President Alive

https://babylonbee.com/news/america-just-kinda-curious-if-president-alive/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Welcomed To Hell With An Icebreaker Game

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-welcomed-to-hell-with-an-icebreaker-game/?utm_source=fediverse

'Sorry, No Refunds,' Says Hunter Biden To All The Foreign Governments That Sent Him Bribes

https://babylonbee.com/news/sorry-no-refunds-says-hunter-biden-to-all-the-foreign-governments-that-sent-him-bribes/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden To Make Statement Via Ouija Board

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-to-make-statement-via-ouija-board/?utm_source=fediverse

In Most Popular Move Of Presidency, Biden Quits

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-most-popular-move-of-presidency-biden-quits/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Wakes Up From Nap, Asks If He Missed Anything

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-wakes-up-from-nap-asks-if-he-missed-anything/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Who Just Admitted He Is Unfit To Be President Assures Nation He Will Continue Being President

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-admitted-he-is-unfit-to-be-president-assures-nation-he-will-continue-being-president/?utm_source=fediverse

Aides Struggling To Figure Out How To Break The News To Biden That He Dropped Out

https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-figuring-out-how-to-break-the-news-to-biden-that-he-dropped-out/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Pull Off Successful Insurrection

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-pull-off-successful-insurrection/?utm_source=fediverse

Jill Biden Drops Out Of Presidential Race

https://babylonbee.com/news/jill-biden-drops-out-of-presidential-race/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Announces He Will Host Own ‘Stop The Steal’ Rally

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-he-will-host-his-own-stop-the-steal-rally/?utm_source=fediverse

Democratic Party Leaders Vow To Save Democracy By Overruling Voters, Staging Coup

https://babylonbee.com/news/democratic-party-leaders-vow-to-save-democracy-by-overruling-voters-staging-coup/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband Counters Wife’s Claim He’s No Fun With Convincing Spreadsheet

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-counters-wifes-claim-hes-no-fun-with-convincing-spreadsheet/?utm_source=fediverse

What If Biden Steps Down? The 9 Things That Would Happen Next

https://babylonbee.com/news/what-happens-if-biden-steps-down-the-7-steps-that-will-transpire-next/?utm_source=fediverse

Activision Announces Release Of 'Call Of Duty: Moderately Sloped Roof'

https://babylonbee.com/news/activision-announces-release-of-call-of-duty-moderately-sloped-roof/?utm_source=fediverse

Heroic Trump Talks Long Enough For Matt Gaetz's Botox To Wear Off

https://babylonbee.com/news/heroic-trump-talks-long-enough-for-matt-gaetzs-botox-to-wear-off/?utm_source=fediverse