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Biden Briefly Released From Captivity To Campaign For Kamala

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-briefly-released-from-captivity-to-campaign-for-kamala/?utm_source=fediverse

'We Should Get Together Sometime,' Man Tells Friend Before Ignoring Him For The Next Twenty Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-should-get-together-sometime-man-tells-friend-before-ignoring-him-for-the-next-twenty-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Agrees To Two-Hour X Spaces Conversation With Elmo

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-agrees-to-two-hour-x-spaces-conversation-with-elmo/?utm_source=fediverse

Theologians Confirm: Sin Wack, Not Dope

https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-confirm-sin-wack-not-dope/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Proposes $6K Aborted Baby Tax Credit

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-proposes-6k-aborted-baby-tax-credit/?utm_source=fediverse

Wives: 8 Subtle Signs Your Husband Is 'In The Mood'

https://babylonbee.com/news/wives-8-subtle-signs-your-husband-is-in-the-mood/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad, Toddler Equally Mesmerized By Excavator

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-toddler-equally-mesmerized-by-excavator/?utm_source=fediverse

Touching: Kamala Announces Plan To Hang 'Joy' Sign Over Bread Lines

https://babylonbee.com/news/touching-kamala-announces-plan-to-hang-sign-saying-joy-over-bread-lines/?utm_source=fediverse

La Croix Introduces New Creamed Corn Flavor

https://babylonbee.com/news/la-croix-introduces-new-creamed-corn-flavor/?utm_source=fediverse

Sean Astin Goes Campaigning In The Dead Marshes To Register New Democrat Voters

https://babylonbee.com/news/sean-astin-goes-campaigning-in-the-dead-marshes-to-register-new-democrat-voters/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Suggests Americans Struggling To Make Ends Meet Just Try Sleeping With Their Boss

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-suggests-americans-struggling-to-make-ends-meet-just-try-sleeping-with-their-boss/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Bummed To Realize That All He Had To Do To Stay In Race Was Not Show Up To Debate And Never Speak To Reporters Ever

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-bummed-to-realize-that-all-he-had-to-do-to-stay-in-race-was-not-answer-questions-or-speak-to-reporters/?utm_source=fediverse

'Help! I'm Being Bullied!' Yells Imane Khelif While Holding Woman In Headlock And Punching Her In The Face

https://babylonbee.com/news/help-im-being-bullied-yells-imane-khelif-while-holding-woman-in-headlock-and-punching-her-face/?utm_source=fediverse

Taliban Holds Parade In Honor Of Kamala's Achievements In Afghanistan

https://babylonbee.com/news/taliban-holds-parade-in-honor-of-kamalas-achievements-in-afghanistan/?utm_source=fediverse

Google Maps Adds New 'Traveling With Kids' Option That Automatically Schedules Stops At Every Single Restroom Along Route

https://babylonbee.com/news/google-maps-adds-new-traveling-with-kids-option-that-automatically-schedules-stops-at-every-single-restroom-along-route/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Basics For Keeping Kids Alive When Your Wife Makes You Babysit Your Own Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-guide-10-basics-for-keeping-kids-alive-when-your-wife-makes-you-babysit-your-own-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

James O'Keefe Goes Undercover As Bottle Of Wine To Score Interview With Kamala

https://babylonbee.com/news/james-okeefe-goes-undercover-as-bottle-of-wine-to-score-interview-with-kamala/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Takes Commanding Lead In Poll Of People Who've Recently Been Hit In Head With Giant Rubber Mallet

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-takes-commanding-lead-in-poll-of-people-whove-recently-been-hit-in-head-with-giant-rubber-mallet/?utm_source=fediverse

God Wondering How Many Israelites He Needs To Smite For Worshiping Idols Before They Get The Message

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-wondering-how-many-israelites-he-needs-to-smite-for-worshiping-idols-before-they-get-the-message/?utm_source=fediverse

After Two Weeks With Kamala, Tim Walz Announces He Has Signed Back Up With National Guard And Requested Deployment To Iraq

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-two-weeks-with-kamala-tim-walz-announces-he-has-signed-back-up-with-national-guard-and-requested-deployment-to-iraq/?utm_source=fediverse