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Pro-Lifers Excited To Choose Between Moderate Amount Of Baby Murder And High Amount of Baby Murder

https://babylonbee.com/news/pro-lifers-excited-to-get-choice-between-moderate-amount-of-babies-killed-and-high-amount-of-babies-killed/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Promises To Ensure All Violent Migrant Gangs Have Access To Free Tampons

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-promises-to-ensure-all-violent-migrant-gangs-have-access-to-free-tampons/?utm_source=fediverse

NFL Fans Excited For Start Of Taylor Swift Season

https://babylonbee.com/news/nfl-fans-excited-for-start-of-taylor-swift-season/?utm_source=fediverse

Majority Of Wives Admit They Only Clean The House So They Can Smugly Apologize For How Messy It Is When Their Friends Come Over

https://babylonbee.com/news/majority-of-wives-admit-they-only-clean-the-house-so-they-can-smugly-apologize-for-how-messy-it-is-when-their-friends-come-ov/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Consider Replacing Kamala Harris With More Coherent Joe Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-consider-replacing-kamala-harris-with-more-coherent-joe-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

Five Guys Down To Just Two Guys After California Minimum Wage Increase

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‘What Do YOU Think My Policies Might Be?’ Kamala Harris Asks CNN’s Dana Bash During Interview

https://babylonbee.com/news/what-do-you-think-my-policies-might-be-kamala-harris-asks-cnns-dana-bash-during-interview/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Signs Guys Are Best Friends

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-signs-guys-are-best-friends/?utm_source=fediverse

Man's Therapist Suggests He May Just Have An Abusive Relationship With His Favorite Sports Team

https://babylonbee.com/news/mans-therapist-suggests-he-may-just-have-an-abusive-relationship-with-his-favorite-sports-team/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Spends Entire CNN Interview Making Balloon Animals To Distract Attention From Kamala Harris

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-spends-entire-cnn-interview-making-balloon-animals-to-distract-attention-from-kamala-harris/?utm_source=fediverse

Calvary Chapel Pastor Shocked To Learn There Are Books in the Bible Other Than Revelation

https://babylonbee.com/news/calvary-chapel-pastor-shocked-to-learn-there-are-books-in-the-bible-other-than-revelation/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Imagine Dragons Unable To Convince Any Politicians To Use Their Songs At Rallies

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-imagine-dragons-unable-to-convince-any-politicians-to-use-their-songs-at-rallies/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden To Get Away From Pressures And Demands Of Beach With Brief Vacation To White House

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-to-get-away-from-pressures-and-demands-of-beach-with-brief-vacation-to-white-house/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Props Up Trapper Keeper Around Campaign Plan To Prevent Kamala From Copying

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-props-up-trapper-keeper-around-campaign-plan-to-prevent-kamala-from-copying/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: This Storm Looks Like It’s Gonna Be Really Bad Heck Yeah Let’s Sit On The Porch And Watch It

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-this-storm-looks-like-its-gonna-be-really-bad-heck-yeah-lets-sit-on-the-porch-and-watch-it/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Questions Leaked From CNN's Harris/Walz Interview

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-questions-leaked-from-cnns-harriswalz-interview/?utm_source=fediverse

Schrödinger's Neighbors Say Thought Experiment Very Interesting But They Would Really Just Like A Straight Answer On Where Their Cat Is

https://babylonbee.com/news/schrdingers-neighbors-say-thought-experiment-very-interesting-but-they-would-really-just-like-a-straight-answer-on-where-their-cat-is/?utm_source=fediverse

Pastor Gently Asks Congregation to Stop Actually Tithing A Tenth Of Their Mint, Dill, And Cumin

https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-gently-asks-congregation-to-stop-actually-tithing-a-tenth-of-their-mint-dill-and-cumin/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Policy Page Now Just Redirects To Trump’s Website

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-policy-page-now-just-redirects-to-trumps-website/?utm_source=fediverse

Strong, Capable Woman Asks Man To Come With Her To Job Interview In Case They Ask Any Hard Questions

https://babylonbee.com/news/strong-capable-woman-asks-man-to-come-with-to-her-job-interview-in-case-they-ask-any-hard-questions/?utm_source=fediverse