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Democrats To Replace Kamala On Ballot With ABC Moderators

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-to-replace-kamala-on-ballot-with-abc-moderators/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Jumps 30 Points In The Polls After Telling Kamala Harris To Be Quiet

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-jumps-30-points-in-the-polls-after-telling-kamala-harris-to-be-quiet/?utm_source=fediverse

Moderators Call Timeout To Huddle And Discuss Strategy With Kamala

https://babylonbee.com/news/moderators-call-timeout-to-huddle-and-discuss-strategy-with-kamala/?utm_source=fediverse

Charles Wesley Kicking Himself For Not Realizing He Could Just Repeat Worship Chorus 20 Times And Call It A Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/charles-wesley-kicking-himself-for-not-realizing-he-could-just-repeat-worship-chorus-20-times-and-call-it-a-day/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Team Reveals Debate Strategy: Trump Will Cede All His Time To Kamala And Then Quietly Play With His Tamagotchi

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-team-reveals-debate-strategy-trump-will-cede-all-his-time-to-kamala-and-then-quietly-play-with-his-tamagotchi/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Better Uses Of Your Time Than Watching The Debate

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-better-uses-of-your-time-than-watching-tonights-debate/?utm_source=fediverse

Life Hack: Get FREE MONEY With This Viral Bank Withdrawal Glitch

https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-get-free-money-with-this-viral-bank-withdrawal-glitch/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Eagerly Anticipates Two Brightest Minds In Country Meeting In Respectful, Productive Dialogue

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-eagerly-anticipates-two-brightest-minds-in-country-to-meeting-in-respectful-productive-dialogue/?utm_source=fediverse

Ohio Cats Take To The Streets To Protest Immigration

https://babylonbee.com/news/ohio-cats-take-to-the-streets-to-protest-haitian-immigration/?utm_source=fediverse

God Announces He Will Now Be Voiced By James Earl Jones

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-announces-he-will-now-be-voiced-by-james-earl-jones/?utm_source=fediverse

Ken Ham Hides On Second Floor Of Natural History Museum With Sniper Rifle Waiting For Someone To Say ‘Millions Of Years’

https://babylonbee.com/news/ken-ham-hides-on-second-floor-of-natural-history-museum-with-sniper-rifle-waiting-for-someone-to-say-millions-of-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Ohio Chinese Buffet Forced To Close After Haitians Decimate Food Supply

https://babylonbee.com/news/ohio-chinese-buffet-forced-to-close-after-haitians-decimate-food-supply/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala's 7 Debate Demands Revealed

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamalas-7-debate-demands-revealed/?utm_source=fediverse

Bluey Reported Missing After Haitian Migrants Move In Next Door

https://babylonbee.com/news/bluey-reported-missing-after-haitian-migrants-move-in-next-door/?utm_source=fediverse

Breaking: If Elected Trump Promises To Create A Derogatory Slur For Canadians

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-if-elected-trump-promises-to-create-a-derogatory-slur-for-canadians/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Woman Cuddled Up Watching Movie With Her Kids And Husband Completely Missing Out On Being Drunk At A Club Somewhere

https://babylonbee.com/news/mother-of-5-cries-self-to-sleep-at-night-with-regret-that-she-didnt-get-to-spend-the-last-20-years-partying-drunk-at-clubs/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Famous Quotes From History As Reported By The Associated Press

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-famous-quotes-from-history-as-reported-by-the-associated-press/?utm_source=fediverse

Harris Campaign Admits Tim Walz Was The Only Candidate That Answered Their Craigslist Ad

https://babylonbee.com/news/harris-campaign-admits-tim-walz-was-the-only-candidate-that-answered-their-craigslist-ad/?utm_source=fediverse

Americans Unanimously Agree To Vote For Whichever Candidate Stops Sending Them Campaign Donation Text Messages

https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-unanimously-agree-to-vote-for-whichever-candidate-stops-sending-them-campaign-donation-text-messages/?utm_source=fediverse

'Maybe We Took A Wrong Turn Somewhere,' Thinks Party Whose Candidate Just Got Endorsed By Dick Cheney And Vladimir Putin

https://babylonbee.com/news/maybe-we-went-wrong-somewhere-thinks-party-whose-candidate-just-got-endorsed-by-dick-cheney-and-vladimir-putin/?utm_source=fediverse