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In Hilarious Gaffe, Biden Tells ‘The View’ He Was Forced Out Of Power In Vicious Coup

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After 20 Years, Man Makes Tearful, Difficult Decision To Change Wallets

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'Maybe This Will Change Your Mind,’ Says Atheist Slipping St Peter A Crisp $20 Bill At The Gate

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Democrats Warn That If Public Libraries Are Defunded Homeless People Will Have Nowhere To Watch Porn

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Mark Cuban Inspires Thousands By Proving Even The Very Retarded Can Become Wealthy

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10 Most Devastating Effects of Getting Rid of the Department of Education

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'共产主义是最好的! 好好好!' Says Tim Walz In Eloquent Rebuttal Of Alleged Ties To China

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Justice Department Assures Americans Diddy Is Securely Locked Away In Epstein's Old Cell

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Democrats Invite Foreign Leader To Meddle In U.S. Elections

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New Poll Shows Kamala With Huge Lead Among Deranged Assassin Demographic

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Genius: Trump Responds To $150,000 Bounty On His Head By Offering Would-Be Assassins $150,001 To Not Kill Him

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Shout For Joy! Here Are The Top 10 Verses From The New Kamala Harris Bible Translation

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Chicago Sports Fan Glad White Sox Are Almost Done And Oh No Now It's Bears Season

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Dang It! Wife Cleans Out Junk Drawer And Now Husband Can’t Find Any Dried Out Markers Or Broken Rubber Bands

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Ohio Restaurant Unveils New Pumpkin Spice Cat

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'We Can't Afford Another Four Years Of This!' Shouts Running Mate Of Candidate Who Has Been Leading Country For Four Years

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Here Are The Remaining 10 Celebrities Who Haven't Endorsed Kamala Harris

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Jill Biden Becomes First Female President

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Oprah Releases Moving 1-Hour Special On Dangers Of Alcohol Abuse

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Worship Leader Confident He Can Write Better Song Than Anything In Dusty Old Hymnal

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