The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

'VeggieTales' Introduces New Evil Villain Matt Squash

https://babylonbee.com/news/veggietales-introduces-new-evil-villain-matt-squash/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz's 7 Debate Demands

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walzs-7-debate-demands/?utm_source=fediverse

JD Vance's 7 Debate Demands Revealed

https://babylonbee.com/news/jd-vances-7-debate-demands-revealed/?utm_source=fediverse

Megachurch Pastor Given Shack In Heaven While Small-Church Pastor Of 50 Years Gets To Live In The Avengers Tower

https://babylonbee.com/news/megachurch-pastor-given-shack-in-heaven-while-small-church-pastor-of-50-years-gets-to-live-in-the-avengers-tower/?utm_source=fediverse

Doctors Will No Longer Ask ‘Who Is The President?’ To Test For Concussions Since Honestly Nobody Is Really Sure Right Now

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctors-will-no-longer-ask-who-is-the-president-to-test-for-concussions-since-honestly-nobody-is-really-sure-right-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Young Hezbollah Recruit Can’t Believe He's Already Made Regional Manager

https://babylonbee.com/news/young-hezbollah-recruit-cant-believe-hes-already-made-regional-manager/?utm_source=fediverse

To Save Time, NFL Announcers Will Now Only Mention When There's Not A Flag On The Play

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-save-time-nfl-announcers-will-now-only-mention-when-theres-not-a-flag-on-the-play/?utm_source=fediverse

Idiot Noah Builds An Ark When He Could Have Just Paid More Taxes To Stop Climate Change

https://babylonbee.com/news/idiot-noah-builds-an-ark-when-he-could-have-just-paid-more-taxes-to-stop-climate-change/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Great Reasons Christians Should Vote For Kamala Harris

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-great-reasons-christians-should-vote-for-kamala-harris/?utm_source=fediverse

Disturbing: WNBA Fans Heard Yelling Ugly Racial Slurs Such As ‘Go Caitlin!’

https://babylonbee.com/news/disturbing-wnba-players-accuse-fans-of-yelling-ugly-racial-slurs-such-as-go-caitlin/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Really Excited After Hearing He Might Get Spanked At Debate

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-really-excited-after-hearing-he-might-get-spanked-at-debate/?utm_source=fediverse

'How Did I Become A Narcissist?' Asks Man Who Spends Hundreds Of Hours Talking About Himself To Therapist

https://babylonbee.com/news/how-did-i-become-a-narcissist-asks-man-to-therapist-he-meets-every-week-to-spend-hours-talking-about-himself/?utm_source=fediverse

Archaeologists Discover Tighty Whities Worn By John The Baptist

https://babylonbee.com/news/archaeologists-discover-tighty-whities-worn-by-john-the-baptist/?utm_source=fediverse

North Carolina Agrees To Purchase Several Hunter Biden Paintings In Return For U.S. Aid

https://babylonbee.com/news/north-carolina-agrees-to-purchase-several-hunter-biden-paintings-in-return-for-us-aid/?utm_source=fediverse

Hezbollah Reaches Out To U.S. For Advice On How To Govern With A Dead Leader

https://babylonbee.com/news/hezbollah-reaches-out-to-us-for-advice-on-how-to-govern-with-a-dead-leader/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Hezbollah's Turnover Rate Officially Surpasses McDonald's

https://babylonbee.com/news/hezbollahs-turnover-rate-officially-surpasses-mcdonalds/?utm_source=fediverse

'Now Who Am I Supposed To Send My Wordle Score To?' Cries Rashida Tlaib

https://babylonbee.com/news/now-who-am-i-supposed-to-send-my-wordle-score-to-sighs-rashida-tlaib/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Announces Construction Of 'Murderers Only' Express Lane At Southern Border

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-announces-construction-of-new-murderers-only-express-lane-at-southern-border/?utm_source=fediverse

'Do You Have A Business Card?' Asks Man Who Must Be Time Traveler From 1987

https://babylonbee.com/news/do-you-have-a-business-card-asks-man-who-must-be-time-traveler-from-1987/?utm_source=fediverse

After Extensive Research, Political Experts Believe Harris Struggling To Connect With Male Voters Because She’s Awful

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-extensive-research-political-experts-believe-harris-struggling-to-connect-with-male-voters-because-shes-awful/?utm_source=fediverse