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King Solomon In Deep Trouble After Forgetting 9 Anniversaries In One Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/king-solomon-in-deep-trouble-after-forgetting-9-anniversaries-in-one-day/?utm_source=fediverse

Idiot Trains For 17 Years To Earn Black Belt When He Could Have Just Purchased One On Amazon For $12.99

https://babylonbee.com/news/idiot-trains-for-17-years-to-earn-black-belt-when-he-could-have-just-purchased-one-on-amazon-for-1299/?utm_source=fediverse

What A Jerk! Kamala Wants To Help With Hurricane Relief But DeSantis Refuses To Tell Her Where Florida Is

https://babylonbee.com/news/what-a-jerk-kamala-harris-wants-to-help-with-hurricane-relief-but-ron-desantis-refuses-to-tell-her-where-florida-is/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Perplexed Why Candidate Nobody Ever Voted For Is Slipping In The Polls

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-perplexed-why-candidate-that-nobody-ever-voted-for-is-slipping-in-the-polls/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Teen Pretty Sure Holy Spirit Leading Him To Go Talk To That Cute Girl Over There

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-teen-pretty-sure-holy-spirit-leading-him-to-go-talk-to-that-cute-girl-over-there/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Differences Between Kamala Harris And Joe Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-differences-between-kamala-harris-and-joe-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Names For The Hurricane That Would Be Way Cooler Than 'Milton'

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-names-for-the-hurricane-that-would-be-way-cooler-than-milton/?utm_source=fediverse

Millions Of Gay People Die Of Hunger As One Bakery In Colorado No Longer Forced To Bake Them Wedding Cakes

https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-of-gay-people-die-of-hunger-as-one-bakery-in-colorado-no-longer-forced-to-bake-them-wedding-cakes/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic: Waffle House Closures Force Thousands Of Crackheads To Go Fight Out In The Streets

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-sudden-waffle-house-closures-force-crackheads-to-go-fight-out-in-the-streets/?utm_source=fediverse

Despite Loss, First Female NHL Coach Says She Was Happy To See Her Team Score So Many Touchdowns

https://babylonbee.com/news/despite-loss-first-female-nhl-coach-says-she-was-happy-to-see-her-team-score-so-many-touchdowns/?utm_source=fediverse

CBS Reveals They Interviewed Kamala For 721 Hours In Order To Compile '60 Minutes' Of Usable Footage

https://babylonbee.com/news/cbs-reveals-they-interviewed-kamala-for-721-hours-in-order-to-compile-60-minutes-of-usable-footage/?utm_source=fediverse

Genius: Kamala Announces Plan To Tell Hurricane Milton 'Don't'

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-reveals-bold-strategy-to-tell-hurricane-milton-dont/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Fun Places To Hide Your Gold

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'I Just Don't Have Time To Memorize Scripture,' Says Guy Who Knows Entire 1986 New York Mets Roster

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-just-dont-have-time-to-memorize-scripture-says-guy-who-knows-entire-1986-new-york-mets-roster/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Really Phoning In Last 48 Pages Of Dr. Seuss Book

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-really-phoning-in-last-48-pages-of-dr-seuss-book/?utm_source=fediverse

Polygraph Machine Explodes After Tim Walz Passes Nearby

https://babylonbee.com/news/polygraph-machine-explodes-after-tim-walz-passes-nearby/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Man Slips Into Deep Depression After Running Out Of Things To Pressure Wash

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-slips-into-deep-depression-after-running-out-of-things-to-pressure-wash/?utm_source=fediverse

FEMA Warns They Don’t Have The Resources To Block Humanitarian Aid For Next Hurricane

https://babylonbee.com/news/fema-warns-they-dont-have-the-resources-to-block-humanitarian-aid-for-next-hurricane/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh Crap: Kamala Just Learned The Word ‘Indubitably’ Right Before A Huge Interview

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-crap-kamala-just-learned-the-word-indubitably-right-before-a-huge-interview/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Tried To Warn You!' Cries MTG As Hurricane Forms In The Shape Of The Star Of David

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-tried-to-warn-you-cries-mtg-as-hurricane-forms-in-the-shape-of-the-star-of-david/?utm_source=fediverse