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Prodigal Son Tearfully Confesses He Spent Entire Inheritance On Fortnite V-Bucks

https://babylonbee.com/news/prodigal-son-tearfully-confesses-he-spent-entire-inheritance-on-fortnite-v-bucks/?utm_source=fediverse

Progress: Trump Holds Most Ethnically Diverse, Pro-Israel Nazi Rally In History

https://babylonbee.com/news/progress-trump-holds-most-ethnically-diverse-pro-israel-nazi-rally-in-history/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Asks Which Button To Press In 'Madden' To Make Players Slap Each Other’s Butts

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-asks-which-button-to-press-in-madden-to-make-players-slap-each-others-butts/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Appeals To Voters With World Record 39-Minute Xbox Speedrun Of 'SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle For Bikini Bottom'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-appeals-to-voters-with-world-record-39-minute-xbox-speedrun-of-spongebob-squarepants-battle-for-bikini-bottom/?utm_source=fediverse

MSNBC Condemns Trump For Holding Rally On Planet Earth Where 66 Million Years Ago An Asteroid Caused Mass Extinction

https://babylonbee.com/news/msnbc-condemns-trump-for-holding-rally-on-planet-earth-where-66-million-years-ago-an-asteroid-caused-mass-extinction/?utm_source=fediverse

Heroes: Abortionists At Kamala Rally Rush To Woman Suffering Medical Emergency, Murder Her

https://babylonbee.com/news/heroes-abortionists-at-kamala-rally-rush-to-woman-suffering-medical-emergency-murder-her/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Scream In Fury After Spotting Child That Made It Out Of The Womb Alive

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-scream-in-fury-after-spotting-child-that-made-it-out-of-the-womb-alive/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Endorses Kamala Harris For President

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-editorial-board-officially-endorses-kamala-harris-for-president/?utm_source=fediverse

Noah's Wife Getting Sinking Feeling She Left The Stove On

https://babylonbee.com/news/noahs-wife-has-sinking-feeling-she-left-the-stove-on/?utm_source=fediverse

Joe Rogan Interviews Former McDonald's Fry Cook

https://babylonbee.com/news/former-mcdonalds-fry-cook-scores-interview-with-joe-rogan/?utm_source=fediverse

Scientists Announce Megyn Kelly Now Officially Aging In Reverse

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-announce-megyn-kelly-now-officially-aging-in-reverse/?utm_source=fediverse

Police Helicopter Either Saying To Go Outside And Help Look For Missing Old Guy Or Lock Your Doors And Stay Inside Because There's A Serial Killer On Your Street

https://babylonbee.com/news/police-helicopter-either-saying-to-go-outside-and-help-look-for-missing-old-guy-or-lock-your-doors-and-stay-inside-because-theres-a-serial-killer-on-your-street/?utm_source=fediverse

Satan Not Sure Which Of His Two Favorite Teams To Root For In World Series

https://babylonbee.com/news/satan-not-sure-which-of-his-two-favorite-teams-to-root-for-in-world-series/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Biblical Proverbs That Didn't Make The Cut

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-biblical-proverbs-that-didnt-make-the-cut/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Warn It May Take At Least 4 Years To Count Ballots

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-it-may-take-at-least-4-years-to-count-ballots/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Man Didn't Expect God's Hedge Of Protection Would Be Actual Hedge

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-didnt-expect-gods-hedge-of-protection-would-be-actual-hedge/?utm_source=fediverse

In Appeal To Millennial Voters, Kamala Says Trump Is Also Like Voldemort

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-appeal-to-millennial-voters-kamala-says-trump-is-also-like-voldemort/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Accused Of Inappropriately Touching The Hearts Of Millions Of Americans

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-accused-of-inappropriately-touching-the-hearts-of-millions-of-americans/?utm_source=fediverse

We Got A Sneak Peek At 9 Haikus Jordan Peterson Is Getting Ready To Post On X

https://babylonbee.com/news/sneak-peek-9-haikus-jordan-peterson-is-tweeting-soon/?utm_source=fediverse

LA Times Staff Resigns After Being Asked To Publish Facts

https://babylonbee.com/news/la-times-staff-resigns-after-being-asked-to-publish-facts/?utm_source=fediverse