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Election Officials Assure Everybody Things Are Looking Good And You Can Go To Sleep And They'll Take Care Of The Rest Of The Counting Overnight

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Experts Confirm That Constantly Refreshing Election Map Will Increase Probability Your Side Wins

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Report: Kamala Already Switching to Box Wine

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9 Proofs Our Elections Are Safe And Secure

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Babylon Bee Guide: How To Spot A Male Harris Voter

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STOLEN VALOR: Man Wears 'I Voted' Sticker He Bought on Amazon

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Amish Man Falls Through Trap Door Directly To Hell After Using Electronic Voting Machine

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Pennsylvania Election Officials Sadly Announce They Have Misplaced All Their Voting Machines

https://babylonbee.com/news/pennsylvania-election-officials-sadly-announce-they-have-misplaced-all-their-voting-machines/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Voting For Kamala In Hopes That One Day His Granddaughter Can Be Aborted

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Election Officials Unveil Special New Ballot Box For Libertarians

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Early Exit Polls Show Peanut The Squirrel With Commanding Lead

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Democrats Remind Everyone A Winner May Not Be Declared Until 110% Of The Vote Is Counted

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Kamala Harris Confused By Process Where She Needs To Get Votes To Be Selected

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9 Absolute Proofs Evolution Is Real

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Colorblind Man Has No Idea Who Is Winning

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D.C. Prepares For 'Party Of Joy'

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Rage Against The Machine To Play At CIA Fundraiser

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New Polls Show That Trump Will Definitely Win Unless Harris Wins

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-polls-show-that-trump-will-definitely-win-unless-harris-wins/?utm_source=fediverse

New York Authorities Announce Peanut The Squirrel Died Of COVID

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Democrats Warn That If Trump Is Elected It Will Be The End Of Bureaucracy As We Know It

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-that-if-trump-is-elected-it-will-be-an-end-to-bureaucracy-as-we-know-it/?utm_source=fediverse