Red Lobster Introduces New 'Reasonable Amount Of Shrimp' Promotion
https://babylonbee.com/news/red-lobster-introduces-new-reasonable-amount-of-shrimp-promotion/?utm_source=fediverse
Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different
https://babylonbee.com/news/fattest-sickest-country-on-earth-concerned-new-health-secretary-might-do-something-different/?utm_source=fediverse
Kamala Harris Calls Dave Ramsey Show For Advice After Blowing $1 Billion In Three Months
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-calls-dave-ramsey-show-for-financial-advice-after-blowing-1-billion-in-three-months/?utm_source=fediverse
Buffering Defeats Netflix By TKO
https://babylonbee.com/news/buffering-defeats-netflix-by-unanimous-decision/?utm_source=fediverse
For His Next Fight, Jake Paul To Challenge The Exhumed Corpse Of Muhammad Ali
https://babylonbee.com/news/for-his-next-fight-jake-paul-to-challenge-the-exhumed-corpse-of-muhammad-ali/?utm_source=fediverse
10 Amazing Experiences You'll Miss Out On If You Have Kids
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-amazing-experiences-youll-miss-out-on-if-you-have-kids/?utm_source=fediverse
Unity: Democrats, Republicans Find Common Ground In Rooting For Jake Paul To Get Punched In The Face
https://babylonbee.com/news/unity-democrats-republicans-find-common-ground-in-rooting-for-jake-paul-to-get-punched-in-the-face/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Worried Everyone Will Quit Before He Can Tell Them 'You're Fired'
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-worried-everyone-will-quit-before-he-can-tell-them-youre-fired/?utm_source=fediverse
Conservative Husbands Sacrificially Volunteer To Have Twice The Sex To Make Up For Lib Sex Strike
https://babylonbee.com/news/conservative-husbands-sacrificially-volunteer-to-have-twice-the-sex-to-make-up-for-lib-sex-strike/?utm_source=fediverse
RFK, Jr. Jumped In Dark Alley By Count Chocula, Chester Cheetah, Kool-Aid Man
https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-jumped-in-dark-alley-by-count-chocula-chester-cheetah-kool-aid-man/?utm_source=fediverse
Sociopath Responds To 'How's It Going' By Actually Explaining How It's Going
https://babylonbee.com/news/sociopath-responds-to-casual-hows-it-going-by-actually-explaining-how-its-going/?utm_source=fediverse
Entire Entrenched Government Bureaucracy To Be Dismantled By Indian Guy And Autistic African American Obsessed With Rockets
https://babylonbee.com/news/entire-entrenched-government-bureaucracy-to-be-dismantled-by-indian-guy-and-autistic-african-american-obsessed-with-rockets/?utm_source=fediverse
What's Next? Here Are 10 Great Career Options For Kamala To Consider
https://babylonbee.com/news/whats-next-here-are-10-great-career-options-for-kamala-to-consider/?utm_source=fediverse
Department Of Government Efficiency Identifies 535 Government Workers Who Haven't Done Any Work For Years
https://babylonbee.com/news/department-of-government-efficiency-identifies-535-government-workers-who-havent-done-any-work-for-years/?utm_source=fediverse
The Government Doesn’t Want You To Know This But You Can Just Form A Fellowship With Your Bros And Go Hiking For Days
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-government-doesnt-want-you-to-know-this-but-you-can-just-form-a-fellowship-with-your-bros-and-go-hiking-for-days/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Denounce Satan As 'Too Moderate'
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-denounce-satan-as-too-moderate/?utm_source=fediverse
APPALLING: New Trump Appointee Has Zero Experience Being A Useless Government Bureaucrat
https://babylonbee.com/news/appalling-new-trump-appointee-has-zero-experience-being-a-useless-government-bureaucrat/?utm_source=fediverse
FBI To Raid Homes Of All 75,000,000 People Who Conspired To Elect Trump
https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-to-raid-homes-of-all-75000000-people-who-conspired-to-elect-trump/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Worried If Government Becomes More Efficient They'll Be Forced To Light Giant Piles Of Money On Fire On Their Own
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-worried-that-if-government-becomes-more-efficient-theyll-be-forced-to-light-giant-piles-of-money-on-fire-on-their-own/?utm_source=fediverse
Unclear If Angry-Looking Bald Person A Neo-Nazi Or Leftist Woman
https://babylonbee.com/news/unclear-if-angry-looking-bald-person-a-neo-nazi-or-liberal-woman/?utm_source=fediverse
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