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Police Warn Three Other People Responsible For Laken Riley’s Death Still At Large

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Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters

https://babylonbee.com/news/before-doge-cuts-funding-scientists-work-feverishly-to-compete-study-on-the-effects-of-giving-meth-to-jetpack-wearing-hamsters/?utm_source=fediverse

Lot Tells His Salt Pillar Wife She Should Drink More Water

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Uh-Oh: Biden Authorizes Ukraine To Use Holy Hand Grenade Against Russia

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Baptists Announce Dancing Now Allowed, But Only If It’s The Trump Dance

https://babylonbee.com/news/baptists-announce-dancing-now-allowed-but-only-if-its-the-trump-dance/?utm_source=fediverse

Sunny Hostin Forced To Read Legal Notice Acknowledging Nothing Said On ‘The View’ In Its Entire History Has Ever Been Remotely True

https://babylonbee.com/news/sunny-hostin-forced-to-read-legal-notice-that-nothing-said-on-the-view-in-the-history-of-the-show-has-ever-been-true/?utm_source=fediverse

Here's How 14 Different News Outlets Are Covering The 'Trump Dance' Craze

https://babylonbee.com/news/heres-how-14-different-news-outlets-are-covering-the-trump-dance-craze/?utm_source=fediverse

Baptist Pin-Up Calendar Just Photos Of Casserole Dishes

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Costco Introduces Even Larger ‘Mormon Family' Size

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Trump To Round Up Illegals With Taco Trap

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-round-up-illegals-with-taco-trap/?utm_source=fediverse

Republican Congressmen Worried Trans Member Might Make Coke Orgies Awkward

https://babylonbee.com/news/republican-congressmen-worried-trans-member-might-make-coke-orgies-awkward/?utm_source=fediverse

After 3rd Reschedule, Christian Friends Agree To Just Have Dinner Together In Heaven Sometime

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-3rd-reschedule-christian-friends-agree-to-just-have-dinner-together-in-heaven-sometime/?utm_source=fediverse

RFJ Jr. Lurks In McDonald's Grimace Costume Waiting To Bust Unhealthy Eaters

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfj-jr-lurks-in-mcdonalds-grimace-costume-waiting-to-bust-unhealthy-eaters/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Asks Biden To Stop Doing Trump Dance In Cabinet Meetings

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-asks-biden-to-stop-doing-trump-dance-in-cabinet-meetings/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Things RFK Jr. Plans To Do On Day One To Make America Healthy Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-things-rfk-jr-plans-to-do-on-day-1-to-make-america-healthy-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Predict Every Liberal Will Soon Be On Own Individual Social Media Platform To Prevent Encountering Wrong Opinions

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-predict-every-liberal-will-soon-be-on-own-individual-social-media-platform-to-prevent-encountering-wrong-opinions/?utm_source=fediverse

Newly Unearthed Video Shows Hitler Did The Trump Dance

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-video-shows-hitler-did-the-trump-dance/?utm_source=fediverse

Winning: Trump Announces He Has Just Convinced Putin And Zelenskyy To Resolve Their Differences With Monster Beyblade Fight

https://babylonbee.com/news/winning-trump-announces-that-he-has-just-convinced-putin-and-zelenskyy-to-resolve-their-differences-with-monster-beyblade-fight/?utm_source=fediverse

In Last Ditch Attempt To Prevent Trump From Taking Office, Democrats Start World War 3

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-last-ditch-attempt-to-prevent-trump-from-taking-office-democrats-start-world-war-3/?utm_source=fediverse

RFK Jr Balloons To 350 Pounds After Single Bite Of Mcdonalds

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-balloons-to-350-pounds-after-single-bite-of-mcdonalds/?utm_source=fediverse