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Israel Asks Hezbollah To Please Wait By Pagers For Message Announcing Start Of Ceasefire

https://babylonbee.com/news/israel-asks-hezbollah-to-please-wait-by-pagers-for-message-announcing-start-of-ceasefire/?utm_source=fediverse

Even Better Film Adaptation Of Lord of the Rings Will Just Be An Old British Guy Reading The Books Out Loud For 56 Hours

https://babylonbee.com/news/even-better-film-adaptation-of-lord-of-the-rings-will-just-be-an-old-british-guy-reading-the-books-out-loud-for-56-hours/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Sure Love Pumpkin Pie,' Says Man Spraying Gallon Of Reddi-Whip Over Pumpkin Pie

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-sure-love-pumpkin-pie-says-man-spraying-gallon-of-reddi-whip-over-pumpkin-pie/?utm_source=fediverse

To Address Surge In Sexual Assault, Denver Mayor Announces Mass Deportation Of Women Joggers

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-address-increase-in-sexual-assault-denver-mayor-announces-mass-deportation-of-women-joggers/?utm_source=fediverse

Hungover Kamala Harris Gets Sinking Feeling While Checking If She Drunk-Posted Anything Yesterday

https://babylonbee.com/news/hungover-kamala-harris-gets-sinking-feeling-while-checking-if-she-drunk-posted-anything-yesterday/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Officially Unburdened By Sobriety

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-officially-unburdened-by-sobriety/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Things Public Schools Won't Tell You About The First Thanksgiving

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-things-public-schools-wont-tell-you-about-the-first-thanksgiving/?utm_source=fediverse

Ariana Grande Asks Producers If 'Wicked' Has Made Enough Money For Her To Get A Hot Meal

https://babylonbee.com/news/ariana-grande-asks-producers-if-wicked-has-made-enough-money-for-her-to-get-a-hot-meal/?utm_source=fediverse

12-Year-Old Jesus Amazes Temple Teachers By Completing Cracker Barrel Peg Game On First Try

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-year-old-jesus-amazes-temple-teachers-by-completing-cracker-barrel-peg-game-on-first-try/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Announces Plan To Deport 5,000 Illegal Immigrants In One Pre-Owned Honda Civic Hatchback

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-plan-to-deport-5000-illegal-immigrants-in-one-pre-owned-honda-civic-hatchback/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Kamala's 2028 Campaign Already $700 Million In Debt

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-kamalas-2028-campaign-already-700-million-in-debt/?utm_source=fediverse

Gregorian Monks Now Offer Second Sunday Service With Upbeat Contemporary Chants

https://babylonbee.com/news/gregorian-monks-now-offer-second-sunday-service-with-upbeat-contemporary-chants/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Proposes 25 Percent Tariff On Imports From California

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-proposes-25-percent-tariff-on-imports-from-california/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Better Things To Argue About During Thanksgiving Than Politics

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-better-things-to-argue-about-during-thanksgiving-than-politics/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Waiting For Black Friday Half-Off Sale So He Can Buy MSNBC For Just $30

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-waiting-for-black-friday-half-off-sale-so-he-can-buy-msnbc-for-just-30/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Shows Most Depression In Men Can Be Solved By Reading Books About The Civil War While Sitting By Roaring Fire In The Study

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-most-depression-in-men-can-be-solved-by-reading-books-about-the-civil-war-while-sitting-by-roaring-fire-in-the-study/?utm_source=fediverse

Evil Queen Tries Turning Magic Mirror Off And Turning It On Again After It Says Fairest Of Them All Is Rachel Zegler

https://babylonbee.com/news/evil-queen-tries-turning-magic-mirror-off-and-turning-it-on-again-after-it-says-fairest-of-them-all-is-rachel-zegler/?utm_source=fediverse

Santa's Elves Complain Of Declining Wages As Undocumented Elves Flood North Pole

https://babylonbee.com/news/santas-elves-complain-of-declining-wages-as-undocumented-elves-flood-north-pole/?utm_source=fediverse

'The View' Ratings Soar After Introducing Ejection Seat For When Hosts Make Inaccurate Statements

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-view-ratings-soar-after-introducing-ejection-seat-for-when-hosts-make-inaccurate-statements/?utm_source=fediverse

It’s Official: Trump Now Has Hottest Cabinet Of All Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/its-official-trump-now-has-hottest-cabinet-of-all-time/?utm_source=fediverse