The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Private Catholic School Offers Discount On 8th Child

https://babylonbee.com/news/private-catholic-school-offers-discount-on-8th-child/?utm_source=fediverse

'We're Doing Great, Aren't We Mr. Friskers,' Mutters Masked Taylor Lorenz Petting Antique Taxidermied Cat

https://babylonbee.com/news/were-doing-great-arent-we-mr-friskers-mutters-masked-taylor-lorenz-petting-antique-taxidermed-cat/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump FBI Director Pick Kash Patel Vows To Keep Both Eyes Wide Open For Deep State Conspiracies

https://babylonbee.com/news/kash-patel-vows-to-keep-both-eyes-wide-open-for-deep-state-conspiracies/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Tells Trudeau He Won't Annex Canada If They Admit Their Bacon Is Just Ham

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-tells-trudeau-he-wont-annex-canada-if-they-admit-their-bacon-is-just-ham/?utm_source=fediverse

Scientists Posit Theoretical Existence Of 'Hootie And The Blowfish' Fan Somewhere In The Universe

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-posit-theoretical-existence-of-hootie-and-the-blowfish-fan-somewhere-in-the-universe/?utm_source=fediverse

Juan Soto Retires From Professional Baseball To Play For The New York Mets

https://babylonbee.com/news/juan-soto-retires-from-professional-baseball-in-order-to-play-for-the-new-york-mets/?utm_source=fediverse

17 Signs Of Poverty In A Capitalist Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-signs-of-poverty-in-a-capitalist-country/?utm_source=fediverse

Life Hack: You Can Avoid Wokeness In Video Games By Just Playing Ninja Golf On The Atari 7800

https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-you-can-avoid-wokeness-in-video-games-by-just-playing-ninja-golf-on-the-atari-7800/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Cancels Aid To Syria After Finding Out Some Needy Americans Live There

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-cancels-aid-to-syria-after-finding-out-some-needy-americans-live-there/?utm_source=fediverse

Selfless Heroism Legalized In New York

https://babylonbee.com/news/selfless-heroism-legalized-in-new-york/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation's Violent Psychos Protest Daniel Penny Acquittal By Refusing To Ride NYC Subway

https://babylonbee.com/news/violent-psychos-protest-daniel-penny--acquittal-by-refusing-to-ride-nyc-subway/?utm_source=fediverse

Inflatable Snowman Begins To Wonder What The Point Of Existence Even Is

https://babylonbee.com/news/inflatable-snowman-begins-to-wonder-what-the-point-of-existence-even-is/?utm_source=fediverse

Morpheus Offers 40-Year-Old Man Ibuprofen Or Pepto-Bismol

https://babylonbee.com/news/morpheus-offers-40-year-old-man-ibuprofen-or-pepto-bismol/?utm_source=fediverse

Jumping The Shark? Hallmark Releases Christmas Movie SET IN SPACE

https://babylonbee.com/news/jumping-the-shark-hallmark-releases-christmas-movie-set-in-space/?utm_source=fediverse

Daniel Penny Judge Tells Jury To Go Back And Deliberate Again Until They Come Back With The Correct Verdict

https://babylonbee.com/news/judge-tells-jury-to-go-back-and-deliberate-again-until-they-come-back-with-the-correct-verdict/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Pops Into Bathroom For Quick 97-Minute Shower

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-pops-into-bathroom-for-quick-78-minute-shower/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Presents: More Accurate Wedding Vows For Him And Her

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-presents-more-accurate-wedding-vows-for-him-and-her/?utm_source=fediverse

Prosecutors Warn Daniel Penny Acquittal Could Lead To Rampant Acts Of Heroism

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-daniel-penny-acquittal-could-lead-to-rampant-acts-of-heroism/?utm_source=fediverse

13 More People Biden Is Considering Pardoning

https://babylonbee.com/news/13-more-people-biden-is-considering-pardoning/?utm_source=fediverse

Cunning Adam Casually Suggests Eve Try Shorter Haircut

https://babylonbee.com/news/cunning-adam-casually-suggests-eve-try-shorter-haircut/?utm_source=fediverse