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13 Most Surprising Things In The New Spending Bill

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Congress Warns Failure To Pass Spending Bill Might Delay Destruction Of The Country

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Elementary School Christmas Performance Going On Tenth Grueling Minute

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7 Ways ‘Die Hard’ Points Us To Jesus

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Newsom Says With Another $25 Billion He Could Double Homelessness By 2030

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Newborn Starting To Suspect There's No Milk In This Pacifier

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RFK Jr Advises Children To Leave Out 8 Strips of Bacon And A Bowl of Beef Tallow For Santa This Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-advises-children-to-leave-out-4-strips-of-bacon-and-a-glass-of-beef-tallow-for-santa-this-year/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Assures Nation Drones Just U.S. Government Spying On Its Own Citizens

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Worship Leader Trying To Decide Which Beautiful Christmas Hymn To Butcher This Year

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Husband Helpfully Points Out All Historical Inaccuracies In Wife’s Favorite Period Drama

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Newly Discovered Scroll Reveals Fourth Wise Man Who Brought Baby Jesus A Priceless Lego Millennium Falcon

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12 Democrats Boycotting Trump's Inauguration

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Reminder: Mail Your Christmas Packages Via USPS Today If You Want Them To Arrive By Christmas 2037

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Too Far? Biden Pardons All Bicyclists

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Hollywood Celebrities Terrified That If Trump Deports Illegal Immigrants They May Have To Start Watching Their Own Kids

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Clarence Thomas Wows Audiences With Starring Role In 'Annie'

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Biden Calls For New Gun Laws He Can Pardon His Son For Breaking

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12 Most Common Questions Wives Ask During Movies

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In Historic First, Airline Hires Straight Male Flight Attendant

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Drones Turn Out To Be Elaborate Gender Reveal Party

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