The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Hurr Durr! Get A Load Of This Retard Who Reads The Bible And Believes It Just Means What It Says

https://babylonbee.com/news/hurr-durr-get-a-load-of-this-retard-who-reads-the-bible-and-believes-it-just-means-what-it-says/?utm_source=fediverse

God Clarifies That 'Wherever Two Or Three Are Gathered In My Name, I Am With Them' Doesn't Apply To Episcopalians

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-clarifies-that-wherever-two-or-three-are-gathered-in-my-name-i-am-with-them-doesnt-apply-to-episcopalians/?utm_source=fediverse

Dear Babee: I Told My Husband I Wanted Ice Cream. He Said He'd Get Me Ice Cream, But That He Didn't Want Any. Is This Grounds For Divorce?

https://babylonbee.com/news/dear-babee-i-told-my-husband-i-wanted-ice-cream-he-said-hed-get-me-ice-cream-but-that-he-didnt-want-any-is-this-grounds-for-divorce/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Things Found By Trump's Team When Cleaning Out The White House

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-things-found-by-trumps-team-when-cleaning-out-the-white-house/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: With Border Closed, This Murderer Now Forced To Do All His Murderin' In Mexico

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-with-border-closed-this-murderer-now-forced-to-do-all-his-murderin-in-mexico/?utm_source=fediverse

Greg Hartford Of Novi, Michigan Becomes First Person In History To Purchase WinRAR

https://babylonbee.com/news/greg-hartford-of-novi-michigan-becomes-first-person-in-history-to-purchase-winrar/?utm_source=fediverse

Aw, Man: Columbia Student Just Graduated With DEI Degree

https://babylonbee.com/news/aw-man-columbia-student-just-graduated-with-dei-degree/?utm_source=fediverse

Late-Night Comedians Excited They Can Make Jokes About The President Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/late-night-comedians-excited-they-can-now-make-jokes-about-president-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Fire Survivors Drive Back Toward Flames After Hearing Kamala Speak

https://babylonbee.com/news/fire-survivors-drive-back-toward-flames-after-hearing-kamala-speak/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad Hunter Biden Wondering Why No One Buying His Paintings Anymore

https://babylonbee.com/news/downcast-hunter-biden-wondering-why-no-one-buying-his-paintings-anymore/?utm_source=fediverse

Coast Guard Rescue Swimmer Disappointed He Can No Longer Work From Home

https://babylonbee.com/news/coast-guard-rescue-swimmer-disappointed-he-can-no-longer-work-from-home/?utm_source=fediverse

Girl Hobbit Refuses to Date Any Hobbit Under 4 Feet

https://babylonbee.com/news/girl-hobbit-refuses-to-date-any-hobbit-under-4-feet/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberals Briefly Pause Chanting ‘Death To Israel’ To Call Elon Musk A Nazi

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-briefly-pause-chanting-death-to-israel-to-call-elon-musk-a-nazi/?utm_source=fediverse

Heroic Woman Proves Once And For All Why Only Men Should Be Pastors

https://babylonbee.com/news/heroic-woman-proves-once-and-for-all-why-only-men-should-be-pastors/?utm_source=fediverse

EXCLUSIVE: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Picture Of The Note Biden Left For Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/exclusive-the-babylon-bee-has-obtained-a-picture-of-the-note-biden-left-for-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Horrifying Nazi Symbols From Trump's Inauguration

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-horrifying-nazi-symbols-from-trumps-inauguration/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Has Obtained Trump's New And Improved World Map

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-has-obtained-trumps-new-and-improved-world-map/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Takes Comfort In Fact That At Least He Did His Best To Ruin Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-takes-comfort-in-fact-that-at-least-he-did-his-best-to-ruin-country/?utm_source=fediverse

'Scram, Ya Dirty Rats! Shouts Tommy Gun-Wielding Melania Chasing Democrats Out Of Town

https://babylonbee.com/news/tommy-gun-wielding-melania-trump-patrols-streets-of-dc-running-democrats-out-of-town/?utm_source=fediverse

Superman Under Fire After Hundreds Of Images Surface Of Him Giving Nazi Salute

https://babylonbee.com/news/superman-under-fire-after-hundreds-of-images-surface-of-him-giving-nazi-salute/?utm_source=fediverse