The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Excited Couple Closes Escrow On Dozen Eggs

https://babylonbee.com/news/excited-couple-closes-escrow-on-dozen-eggs/?utm_source=fediverse

Prince Harry Asks ICE To Deport Him To Guantanamo Bay For Some Peace And Quiet

https://babylonbee.com/news/prince-harry-asks-ice-to-deport-him-to-guantanamo-bay-for-some-peace-and-quiet/?utm_source=fediverse

Disaster After Kanye West's X Account Hacked By Kanye West

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-as-kanye-x-account-hacked-by-kanye/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Asks If That Security Guy Can Please Just Follow Congress Around And Keep Them From Doing Anything Ever

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-asks-if-that-security-guy-can-please-just-follow-congress-around-and-keep-them-from-doing-anything-ever/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Assure Americans The Millions In USAID They Gave Hamas Was Just For Gay Stuff

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-assure-americans-the-millions-in-usaid-they-gave-hamas-was-just-for-gay-stuff/?utm_source=fediverse

Announcement: The Babylon Bee Is Willing To Promote Any US Government Cause In Exchange For $34 Million

https://babylonbee.com/news/announcement-the-babylon-bee-is-willing-to-promote-any-us-government-cause-in-exchange-for-34-million/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Appoints Satan As White House Faith Advisor

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-appoints-satan-as-white-house-faith-advisor/?utm_source=fediverse

The Burger King Calls On Senators To Vote Against RFK Jr.

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-burger-king-calls-on-senators-to-vote-against-rfk-jr/?utm_source=fediverse

Country With Record Illiteracy Worried What Will Happen If Education System Reformed

https://babylonbee.com/news/country-with-record-illiteracy-worried-what-will-happen-if-education-system-reformed/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Inefficiencies In Government Computer Systems Identified By DOGE Workers

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-inefficiencies-in-government-computer-systems-identified-by-doge-workers/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Episcopal Church Announces 327 New Bible Study Groups For All The Genders

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-episcopal-church-announces-17-new-bible-study-groups-for-all-the-genders/?utm_source=fediverse

All Senate Confirmation Votes Delayed Until Mitch McConnell Unfreezes Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/senate-confirmation-votes-delayed-until-mitch-mcconnell-unfreezes-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Working From Home Finally Ready To Start Day Now That Wife And Kids Are In Bed

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-working-from-home-finally-ready-to-start-day-now-that-wife-and-kids-are-in-bed/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Signs With Talent Agency, Lands Role As Corpse On 'CSI'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-signs-with-talent-agency-lands-role-as-corpse-on-csi/?utm_source=fediverse

World Heath Organization Warns Trump Funding Cuts May Delay Release Of New Pandemic

https://babylonbee.com/news/world-heath-organization-warns-trump-funding-cuts-may-delay-release-of-new-pandemic/?utm_source=fediverse

Archaeologists Discover Sodom And Gomorrah Was Funded By USAID

https://babylonbee.com/news/archaeologists-discover-sodom-and-gomorrah-was-funded-by-usaid/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Delay Kash Patel Vote As FBI Hasn't Finished Shredding All Their Documents

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-delay-kash-patel-vote-as-fbi-hasnt-finished-shredding-all-their-documents/?utm_source=fediverse

Babylon Bee Announces $36,000/Month Pro Subscription For USAID-Funded Government Agencies

https://babylonbee.com/news/babylon-bee-announces-36000month-pro-subscription-for-usaid-funded-government-agencies/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberals Outraged As Trump Says Men Can't Punch Women In The Face For Sport

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-signs-executive-order-that-mediocre-male-athletes-have-to-try-harder/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: With USAID Shut Down, This Ecuadorian Child May Never Know What Gender He Is

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-with-usaid-shut-down-this-ecuadorian-child-may-never-know-what-gender-he-is/?utm_source=fediverse