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Oh No: Admiral Piett Gets Email From Lord Vader Asking What He Accomplished Last Week

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-admiral-piett-gets-email-from-darth-vader-asking-what-he-accomplished-last-week/?utm_source=fediverse

Hooters Bankruptcy Deals Heavy Blow To Nation’s Creepy, Middle-Aged Weirdos

https://babylonbee.com/news/hooters-bankruptcy-deals-blow-to-nations-middle-aged-creeps/?utm_source=fediverse

Bummed About That Hockey Game? Here Are 21 Things America Is Better At Than Canada

https://babylonbee.com/news/bummed-about-that-hockey-game-here-are-72-things-america-is-better-at-than-canada/?utm_source=fediverse

'Wow, That's Super Disturbing,' Says Satan Watching Hamas Parade

https://babylonbee.com/news/whoa-thats-disturbing-says-satan-watching-hamas-parade/?utm_source=fediverse

Congressional Gridlock After DOGE Fires Only Government Employee With Key To Capitol

https://babylonbee.com/news/capitol-gridlock-after-doge-fires-only-govt-employee-who-knows-how-to-print-a-pdf/?utm_source=fediverse

Concerns Grow About Pope's Health After He Says Something Theologically Accurate

https://babylonbee.com/news/concerns-grow-about-popes-health-after-he-says-something-theologically-accurate/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Envisions Modern Version Of Postal Service Where People Can Send Mail Electronically

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-envisions-modern-version-of-postal-service-where-people-can-send-mail-electronically/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Proposes Two Golf-Course Solution For Gaza

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-proposes-two-golf-course-solution-for-gaza/?utm_source=fediverse

Stephen Miller Uses Sock Puppets To Explain Constitution To White House Press Corps

https://babylonbee.com/news/stephen-miller-uses-sock-puppets-to-explain-constitution-to-white-house-press-corps/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Claimed, Without Evidence, That 2+2 Makes 4. Not So Fast, Experts Say.

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-claimed-without-evidence-that-22-makes-4-not-so-fast-experts-say/?utm_source=fediverse

Compassionate, Merciful U.S. Lets Canada Win One

https://babylonbee.com/news/compassionate-merciful-us-lets-canada-win-one/?utm_source=fediverse

Paternity Test Reveals Luke Skywalker's Father Actually Elon Musk

https://babylonbee.com/news/paternity-test-reveals-luke-skywalkers-father-actually-elon-musk/?utm_source=fediverse

Embarrassed Trump Realizes He’s Had Russia And Ukraine Confused This Entire Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/embarrassed-trump-realizes-hes-had-russia-and-ukraine-confused-this-entire-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Finally: State Department Officially Classifies Los Angeles Dodgers As Terrorist Organization

https://babylonbee.com/news/finally-state-department-officially-classifies-los-angeles-dodgers-as-terrorist-organization/?utm_source=fediverse

Nineveh Promises To Repent As Soon As This Prophet Who Smells Like Whale Barf Leaves Town

https://babylonbee.com/news/nineveh-promises-to-repent-as-soon-as-prophet-that-smells-like-whale-barf-leaves-town/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Things Kash Patel's FBI Will Be Investigating First

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-priorities-of-kash-patels-fbi/?utm_source=fediverse

Object Left On Stairs Begins Weeks-Long Migration To Bedroom

https://babylonbee.com/news/object-left-on-stairs-begins-weeks-long-migration-to-bedroom/?utm_source=fediverse

Facebook Memories Remind Man Of His Embarrassing Libertarian Phase

https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-memories-remind-man-of-his-embarrassing-libertarian-phase/?utm_source=fediverse

Putin Says He Doesn't Want Ukraine Anymore Now That It Has All These Holes In It

https://babylonbee.com/news/putin-says-he-doesnt-want-ukraine-anymore-now-that-it-has-all-these-holes-in-it/?utm_source=fediverse

LA Mayor Promises Full Investigation Into Why She Was Allowed To Become LA Mayor

https://babylonbee.com/news/la-mayor-promises-full-investigation-into-why-she-was-allowed-to-become-la-mayor/?utm_source=fediverse