The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Church Members Curious Where Pastor's Reference To 1997’s 'Anaconda' Is Going

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-members-curious-where-pastors-reference-to-1997s-anaconda-is-going/?utm_source=fediverse

House Hunters Episode Derailed After BlackRock Buys All 3 Properties

https://babylonbee.com/news/house-hunters-episode-derailed-after-blackrock-buys-all-3-properties/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Obtained A List Of Some Of The Things Government Employees Said They Accomplished Last Week

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-obtained-a-list-of-some-of-the-things-government-employees-said-they-accomplished-this-week/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Fired After Forgetting To Reply To Elon's Email

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-fired-after-forgetting-to-reply-to-elons-email/?utm_source=fediverse

UK Version Of Apple Watch Will Warn When Your Heart Rate Reacts Inappropriately To A Racist Meme

https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-version-of-apple-watch-will-warn-when-your-heart-rate-reacts-inappropriately-to-a-racist-meme/?utm_source=fediverse

Matt Walsh Current Frontrunner For Next Pope

https://babylonbee.com/news/matt-walsh-current-frontrunner-for-next-pope/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh No: Admiral Piett Gets Email From Lord Vader Asking What He Accomplished Last Week

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-admiral-piett-gets-email-from-darth-vader-asking-what-he-accomplished-last-week/?utm_source=fediverse

Hooters Bankruptcy Deals Heavy Blow To Nation’s Creepy, Middle-Aged Weirdos

https://babylonbee.com/news/hooters-bankruptcy-deals-blow-to-nations-middle-aged-creeps/?utm_source=fediverse

Bummed About That Hockey Game? Here Are 21 Things America Is Better At Than Canada

https://babylonbee.com/news/bummed-about-that-hockey-game-here-are-72-things-america-is-better-at-than-canada/?utm_source=fediverse

'Wow, That's Super Disturbing,' Says Satan Watching Hamas Parade

https://babylonbee.com/news/whoa-thats-disturbing-says-satan-watching-hamas-parade/?utm_source=fediverse

Congressional Gridlock After DOGE Fires Only Government Employee With Key To Capitol

https://babylonbee.com/news/capitol-gridlock-after-doge-fires-only-govt-employee-who-knows-how-to-print-a-pdf/?utm_source=fediverse

Concerns Grow About Pope's Health After He Says Something Theologically Accurate

https://babylonbee.com/news/concerns-grow-about-popes-health-after-he-says-something-theologically-accurate/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Envisions Modern Version Of Postal Service Where People Can Send Mail Electronically

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-envisions-modern-version-of-postal-service-where-people-can-send-mail-electronically/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Proposes Two Golf-Course Solution For Gaza

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-proposes-two-golf-course-solution-for-gaza/?utm_source=fediverse

Stephen Miller Uses Sock Puppets To Explain Constitution To White House Press Corps

https://babylonbee.com/news/stephen-miller-uses-sock-puppets-to-explain-constitution-to-white-house-press-corps/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Claimed, Without Evidence, That 2+2 Makes 4. Not So Fast, Experts Say.

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-claimed-without-evidence-that-22-makes-4-not-so-fast-experts-say/?utm_source=fediverse

Compassionate, Merciful U.S. Lets Canada Win One

https://babylonbee.com/news/compassionate-merciful-us-lets-canada-win-one/?utm_source=fediverse

Paternity Test Reveals Luke Skywalker's Father Actually Elon Musk

https://babylonbee.com/news/paternity-test-reveals-luke-skywalkers-father-actually-elon-musk/?utm_source=fediverse

Embarrassed Trump Realizes He’s Had Russia And Ukraine Confused This Entire Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/embarrassed-trump-realizes-hes-had-russia-and-ukraine-confused-this-entire-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Finally: State Department Officially Classifies Los Angeles Dodgers As Terrorist Organization

https://babylonbee.com/news/finally-state-department-officially-classifies-los-angeles-dodgers-as-terrorist-organization/?utm_source=fediverse