Search And Rescue Team Responds To Call From Injured Hiker Lost Inside Local IKEA
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Germany Commits To 100% Electric Vehicle Terror Attacks By 2035
https://babylonbee.com/news/germany-commits-to-100-electric-vehicle-terror-attacks-by-2035/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump's Canadian Tariffs Expected To Have Devastating Impact On The Curling Broom Industry
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-canadian-tariffs-expected-to-have-devastating-impact-on-the-curling-broom-industry/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Orders Zelenskyy Be Sent To Bed Without His Supper To Think About What He’s Done
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-orders-zelenskyy-be-sent-to-bed-without-his-supper-and-think-about-what-hes-done/?utm_source=fediverse
Weezer Voted ‘Most Just OK’ Band Of All Time
https://babylonbee.com/news/weezer-voted-most-just-ok-band-of-all-time/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Wants To Pardon Pete Rose: Here Are 10 Other Sports Pardons Trump Is Considering
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-wants-to-pardon-pete-rose-here-are-10-other-sports-pardons-trump-is-considering/?utm_source=fediverse
Satan Joins Episcopal Church
https://babylonbee.com/news/satan-joins-episcopalian-church/?utm_source=fediverse
Europe Pledges To Send Ukraine Their Entire Military Might Of 3 Panzer Tanks And A Nazi Motorcycle With A Sidecar
https://babylonbee.com/news/europe-pledges-to-send-ukraine-their-entire-military-might-of-3-panzer-tanks-and-a-nazi-motorcycle-with-a-sidecar/?utm_source=fediverse
Viking Ancestors Looking Down From Valhalla Really Embarrassed By Their Descendents
https://babylonbee.com/news/viking-ancestors-looking-down-from-valhalla-really-embarrassed-by-their-descendents/?utm_source=fediverse
Health Tip: Instead Of A Glossy Bag Of Potato Chips, Go For The Matte Bag With A Picture Of A Farmhouse
https://babylonbee.com/news/health-tip-instead-of-a-glossy-bag-of-potato-chips-go-for-the-matte-bag-with-a-picture-of-a-farmhouse/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Institutes Military Draft For Everyone With Ukraine Flag In Their Facebook Profile
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-institutes-military-draft-for-everyone-with-ukraine-flag-in-their-facebook-profile/?utm_source=fediverse
Movie You've Never Heard Of Wins Best Picture
https://babylonbee.com/news/movie-youve-never-heard-of-wins-best-picture/?utm_source=fediverse
Academy Announces New Oscar Award For 'Most Likely To Be On Epstein List'
https://babylonbee.com/news/academy-to-give-out-oscar-for-most-likely-to-be-on-epstein-list/?utm_source=fediverse
Pastor Hoping Worship Goes Long Because To Be Honest He Doesn't Really Have Much To Say About Philemon
https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-hoping-worship-goes-long-because-to-be-honest-he-doesnt-really-have-much-to-say-about-philemon/?utm_source=fediverse
8 Demands Trump Has Made Before Zelensky Can Return
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-demands-trump-has-made-before-zelensky-can-return/?utm_source=fediverse
Church Bylaws State All Sunday School Classes Must Have One Annoying Guy Who Constantly Starts Off Topic Arguments
https://babylonbee.com/news/church-bylaws-state-all-sunday-school-classes-must-have-one-annoying-guy-who-constantly-starts-random-off-topic-arguments/?utm_source=fediverse
Insult To Injury: Trump Changes Netflix Password And Now Zelensky Has To Get His Own Account
https://babylonbee.com/news/insult-to-injury-trump-changes-netflix-password-and-now-zelenskyy-has-to-get-his-own-account/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Who Works Two Jobs During The Week Preparing Himself For Chaotic Stressful Weekend With Wife And Kids
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-works-two-jobs-during-the-week-preparing-himself-for-chaotic-stressful-weekend-with-wife-and-kids/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Hangs Up Sign In White House 'You Must Be This Tall To Receive Foreign Aid'
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-hangs-up-sign-in-white-house-you-must-be-this-tall-to-receive-foreign-aid/?utm_source=fediverse
Zelensky Tries Bold New Strategy Of Insulting The People He's Begging For Money From
https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-tries-bold-new-strategy-of-insulting-the-people-hes-begging-for-money-from/?utm_source=fediverse
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