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Mike Johnson Helpfully Hits Rim Shots For All Trump’s Punchlines

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Sergeant At Arms Gently Escorts Lib To The Cry Room

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Wife Buys Second Phone After Reaching Maximum Number Of Open Browser Tabs

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-buys-second-phone-after-reaching-maximum-number-of-open-browser-tabs/?utm_source=fediverse

Scientists Report Most Effective Remedy For Male Depression Is An Old Lady At The Store Asking You To Reach Something On A Tall Shelf

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-report-most-effective-remedy-for-male-depression-is-an-old-lady-at-the-store-asking-you-to-reach-something-on-a-tall-shelf/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Guide To The Best Gun For Every Situation

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ALAS! This Dad's Kids Moved Out And Now He Doesn’t Have Anyone To Yell At For Leaving Lights On

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-empty-nester-dad-suddenly-sad-as-there-will-be-no-one-to-yell-at-that-theyre-leaving-the-lights-on-around-the-house/?utm_source=fediverse

Search And Rescue Team Responds To Call From Injured Hiker Lost Inside Local IKEA

https://babylonbee.com/news/search-and-rescue-team-responds-to-call-from-injured-hiker-lost-inside-local-ikea/?utm_source=fediverse

Germany Commits To 100% Electric Vehicle Terror Attacks By 2035

https://babylonbee.com/news/germany-commits-to-100-electric-vehicle-terror-attacks-by-2035/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump's Canadian Tariffs Expected To Have Devastating Impact On The Curling Broom Industry

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-canadian-tariffs-expected-to-have-devastating-impact-on-the-curling-broom-industry/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Orders Zelenskyy Be Sent To Bed Without His Supper To Think About What He’s Done

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-orders-zelenskyy-be-sent-to-bed-without-his-supper-and-think-about-what-hes-done/?utm_source=fediverse

Weezer Voted ‘Most Just OK’ Band Of All Time

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Trump Wants To Pardon Pete Rose: Here Are 10 Other Sports Pardons Trump Is Considering

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-wants-to-pardon-pete-rose-here-are-10-other-sports-pardons-trump-is-considering/?utm_source=fediverse

Satan Joins Episcopal Church

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Europe Pledges To Send Ukraine Their Entire Military Might Of 3 Panzer Tanks And A Nazi Motorcycle With A Sidecar

https://babylonbee.com/news/europe-pledges-to-send-ukraine-their-entire-military-might-of-3-panzer-tanks-and-a-nazi-motorcycle-with-a-sidecar/?utm_source=fediverse

Viking Ancestors Looking Down From Valhalla Really Embarrassed By Their Descendents

https://babylonbee.com/news/viking-ancestors-looking-down-from-valhalla-really-embarrassed-by-their-descendents/?utm_source=fediverse

Health Tip: Instead Of A Glossy Bag Of Potato Chips, Go For The Matte Bag With A Picture Of A Farmhouse

https://babylonbee.com/news/health-tip-instead-of-a-glossy-bag-of-potato-chips-go-for-the-matte-bag-with-a-picture-of-a-farmhouse/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Institutes Military Draft For Everyone With Ukraine Flag In Their Facebook Profile

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-institutes-military-draft-for-everyone-with-ukraine-flag-in-their-facebook-profile/?utm_source=fediverse

Movie You've Never Heard Of Wins Best Picture

https://babylonbee.com/news/movie-youve-never-heard-of-wins-best-picture/?utm_source=fediverse

Academy Announces New Oscar Award For 'Most Likely To Be On Epstein List'

https://babylonbee.com/news/academy-to-give-out-oscar-for-most-likely-to-be-on-epstein-list/?utm_source=fediverse

Pastor Hoping Worship Goes Long Because To Be Honest He Doesn't Really Have Much To Say About Philemon

https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-hoping-worship-goes-long-because-to-be-honest-he-doesnt-really-have-much-to-say-about-philemon/?utm_source=fediverse