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Manufacturer Recalls Faulty Shopping Carts With 4 Functioning Wheels

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Hollywood Calls It Quits After Realizing It Will Never Top 'Smokey And The Bandit'

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Concerns Raised As Pete Hegseth Unveils New ‘Kill All Commies’ Forehead Tattoo

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'We Got Her': British Police Arrest Dangerous 80 Year Old Who Spread Butter Using A Knife

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Trump Leaves Presidency To Become Even More Powerful District Court Judge

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9 Dangerous Weapons Being Confiscated By British Police

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Political Neutrality Of PBS Questioned After New Footage Of Elmo Keying Cybertruck

https://babylonbee.com/news/pbs-bipartisanship-questioned-after-footage-emerges-of-elmo-keying-cybertruck/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Snow White’ Early Favorite To Dominate Oscars

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Heaven Confirms Resurrected Bodies Of The Saints Will Be In The Style Of Studio Ghibli

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-confirms-our-heavenly-bodies-will-be-in-the-style-of-studio-ghibli/?utm_source=fediverse

TV Show Wraps Up After A Good Run With A Satisfying Finale Leaving No Loose Ends [Satire]

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British Prime Minister Announces Prosecution Of King Arthur For Pulling Dangerous Sword From Stone

https://babylonbee.com/news/king-arthur-prosecuted-by-british-authorities-for-pulling-dangerous-sword-from-stone/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Ways You Too Can Achieve Trump's Perfect Orange Skin Glow

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Hegseth Kicking Himself For Not Just Getting 13 Soldiers Killed And Giving $80 Billion In Weapons To Terrorists

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Dork Journalist Just Happy To Be Included In Group Text For Once

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State Farm Now Offering Optional ‘Car Torched By Psychotic Purple-Haired Weirdo’ Coverage

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Another Security Breach: Hunter Biden Discovered To Still Be Living In White House Toolshed

https://babylonbee.com/news/another-security-breach-hunter-biden-discovered-to-still-be-living-in-white-house-toolshed/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Don't Know Why They Call Me Hot Wheels,' Thinks Gov Abbott While Launching Off G-Force Burnout Set Launcher Ramp

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-dont-know-why-they-call-me-hot-wheels-thinks-gov-abbott-while-launching-off-g-force-burnout-set-launcher-ramp/?utm_source=fediverse

Jasmine Crockett Says She Was Just Criticizing GOP Policies When She Called Gov. Abbott 'Honkey Boy In The Wheelchair Whose Legs Don't Work No More'

https://babylonbee.com/news/jasmine-crockett-says-she-was-just-criticizing-gop-policies-when-she-called-gov-abbott-honkey-boy-in-the-wheelchair-whose-legs-dont-work-no-more/?utm_source=fediverse

Jesus Calls On Followers To Eat Filet-O-Fish Sandwiches For 40 Days To Prepare For His Crucifixion

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Darth Vader Accidentally Adds Admiral Ackbar To Holochat Planning Alderaan Bombing

https://babylonbee.com/news/well-crap-darth-vader-realizes-he-added-admiral-ackbar-to-holochat-planning-alderaan-bombing/?utm_source=fediverse