To Overrule The Supreme Court, Trump Establishes New Ultra Supreme Mega Court
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-overrule-the-supreme-court-trump-establishes-new-ultra-supreme-mega-court/?utm_source=fediverse
Awkward Start As Saint Peter Asks Francis If He Can Have His Pope Hat Back
https://babylonbee.com/news/awkward-start-as-saint-peter-asks-francis-if-he-can-have-his-pope-hat-back/?utm_source=fediverse
Did Dad Get A Glow Up? Yep, That’s A Sexy New Plaid Shirt From Walmart
https://babylonbee.com/news/did-dad-get-a-glow-up-yep-thats-a-sexy-new-plaid-shirt-from-walmart/?utm_source=fediverse
People Who Bypassed Legal Process In Migrating To USA Demand Legal Process Before Being Kicked Out
https://babylonbee.com/news/people-who-bypassed-legal-process-in-migrating-to-usa-demand-due-process-before-being-kicked-out/?utm_source=fediverse
Roman Authorities Investigating Jesus For Violating Stay-In-Tomb Order
https://babylonbee.com/news/roman-authorities-investigating-jesus-for-violating-stay-in-tomb-order/?utm_source=fediverse
St. John Signs Lucrative Nike Endorsement After Beating St. Peter To Tomb
https://babylonbee.com/news/st-john-signs-lucrative-nike-endorsement-after-beating-st-peter-to-tomb/?utm_source=fediverse
Jackpot: Local Church Has Organ, Hymnals, Male Pastor
https://babylonbee.com/news/jackpot-local-church-has-organ-hymnals-male-pastor/?utm_source=fediverse
Roman Soldier Assigned To Guard Tomb Of Some Jewish Carpenter Looking Forward To Uneventful Weekend
https://babylonbee.com/news/roman-soldier-in-charge-of-guarding-tomb-of-a-troublemaking-jewish-carpenter-looking-forward-to-an-uneventful-weekend/?utm_source=fediverse
Matt Walsh Jumps Out Of Bushes At Easter Egg Hunt To Inform The Kids Bunnies Laying Eggs Is Biologically Impossible
https://babylonbee.com/news/matt-walsh-jumps-out-of-the-bushes-at-easter-egg-hunt-to-inform-the-kids-bunnies-laying-eggs-is-biologically-impossible/?utm_source=fediverse
Family Arriving For Easter Service Surprised How Different Church Looks Without The Christmas Decorations
https://babylonbee.com/news/family-arriving-for-easter-service-surprised-how-different-church-looks-without-all-the-christmas-decorations/?utm_source=fediverse
Cain Raises $1,000,000 In Crowdfunding Donations After Killing Abel
https://babylonbee.com/news/cain-raises-1000000-in-crowdfunding-donations-after-killing-abel/?utm_source=fediverse
UK Stabbing Suspect Pleads Muslim
https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-stabbing-suspect-pleads-muslim/?utm_source=fediverse
Liberals Warn Enforcing Immigration Law Is A Slippery Slope That May Lead To Enforcing Other Laws
https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-warn-enforcing-immigration-law-is-slippery-slope-that-may-lead-to-enforcing-other-laws/?utm_source=fediverse
Local Dad Has To Be Forcibly Removed From WW2 Air Museum
https://babylonbee.com/news/local-dad-has-to-be-forcibly-removed-from-ww2-air-museum/?utm_source=fediverse
Catholic Scholars Confirm Purgatory Consists Of Helping Third Graders With Math For Hundreds Of Years
https://babylonbee.com/news/catholic-scholars-confirm-purgatory-consists-of-helping-third-graders-with-math-for-hundreds-of-years/?utm_source=fediverse
NBA Provides LeBron With Special Whistle To Call His Own Fouls
https://babylonbee.com/news/nba-provides-lebron-with-special-whistle-to-call-his-own-fouls/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Call For An Individual Court Hearing For Everyone On Earth To Prove They Aren't American Citizens
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-call-for-an-individual-court-hearing-for-everyone-on-earth-to-prove-they-arent-american-citizens/?utm_source=fediverse
'Weeeeee I'm An Astronaut!' Exclaims Katy Perry During Ride On Disneyland Astro Orbiter
https://babylonbee.com/news/Weeeeee-Im-An-Astronaut-Exclaims-Katy-Perry-During-Ride-On-Disneyland-Astro-Orbiter/?utm_source=fediverse
American Hostages In Gaza Disguise Themselves As MS-13 Gang Members So Democrats Will Fight To Bring Them Home
https://babylonbee.com/news/american-hostages-in-gaza-disguise-themselves-as-ms-13-gang-members-so-democrats-will-fight-to-bring-them-home/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Agrees To Bring Garcia Home If El Salvador Will Keep Cory Booker
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-agrees-to-bring-garcia-home-if-el-salvador-will-keep-cory-booker/?utm_source=fediverse
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