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Chipotle Announces Plans To Get Even Worse

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Bill Belichick's Girlfriend Leaves Him For Lou Holtz

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Conductor Asks Congregation To Stop Yelling ‘Freebird!’ During Handbell Performance

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Marco Rubio Named Interim Lawn Guy

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Dems Update Statue Of Liberty To Say 'Give Me Your Wife Beaters'

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Democrats Warn Cutting State Propaganda Will Lead To Fascism

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9 Deadly Consequences Of Defunding NPR

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Trump Raises 25% Tariffs On All Brick Trades In Catan

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Good News: The Duck Hunt Dog Has Passed Away

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Pitching Machine Tosses No-Hitter Against Local Dad

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After PBS Defunded, All Sesame Street Characters Forced To Move In With Oscar

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'Hey Man, Want Any Red No. 40?' Asks Dealer Opening Trench Coat

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Man From Pennsylvania Under Impression He Has Eaten Mexican Food

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Tim Walz Volunteers To Wear Gorilla Suit And Wrestle 100 Men

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Trump Secures Nifty Geode In Ukrainian Minerals Deal

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11 Easy Ways To Beat A Gorilla In A Fight

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Bad Timing: Kilmar Abrego Garcia Honored With MS-13 'Employee Of The Month' Award

https://babylonbee.com/news/bad-timing-kilmar-abrego-garcia-honored-with-ms-13-employee-of-the-month-award/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Show Solidarity With MS-13 By Getting New Face Tattoos

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12 Changes Trump Would Make As Pope

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Are Your Kids Possessed By Demons Or Just Normal Toddlers? How To Tell The Difference

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