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Trump Insists Next Chinese Pandemic Must Be Made In America

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-insists-next-chinese-pandemic-must-be-made-in-america/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Confident Just One More Stanley Cup Will Fill God-Shaped Hole In Her Heart

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-confident-just-one-more-stanley-cup-will-fill-god-shaped-hole-in-her-heart/?utm_source=fediverse

Christian Nationalist Asks St. Peter To Direct Him To 'Whites-Only' Section Of Heaven

https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-nationalist-asks-st-peter-to-direct-him-to-whites-only-section-of-heaven/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Somewhere In Alternate Universe President Ron Paul Overseeing America's Next Golden Age

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-somewhere-in-alternate-universe-president-ron-paul-overseeing-americas-next-golden-age/?utm_source=fediverse

Announcement: The Babylon Bee Is Now A Full-Service Restaurant And All Our Writers Are Compensated Entirely With Tips

https://babylonbee.com/news/announcement-the-babylon-bee-is-now-a-full-service-restaurant-and-all-our-writers-are-compensated-entirely-with-tips/?utm_source=fediverse

Colorado Rockies Lose To Savannah Bananas 57-0

https://babylonbee.com/news/colorado-rockies-lose-to-savannah-bananas-57-0/?utm_source=fediverse

Mormon Fakes Own Death So Everyone Will Make Funeral Potatoes

https://babylonbee.com/news/mormon-fakes-own-death-so-everyone-will-make-funeral-potatoes/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Family Worried They May Be Running Out Of Time To Exploit Joe

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-family-worried-they-may-be-running-out-of-time-to-exploit-joe/?utm_source=fediverse

New Streaming Service For Church Of Christ Members Filters Out All Musical Instruments

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-streaming-service-for-church-of-christ-members-filters-out-all-musical-instruments/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Considering New Strategy Of Complaining Loudly Every Day About Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-considering-new-strategy-of-complaining-loudly-every-day-about-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

11 Statements That Are Not Protected By The First Amendment

https://babylonbee.com/news/11-statements-that-are-not-protected-by-the-first-amendment/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Forces South African President To Watch Entirety Of 'Home Alone 2'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-forces-south-african-president-to-watch-entirety-of-home-alone-2/?utm_source=fediverse

Get A Load Of This FAILURE Of A Baseball Player Who Couldn't Hit The Ball Almost 70% Of The Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/get-a-load-of-this-failure-of-a-baseball-player-who-couldnt-hit-the-ball-almost-70-of-the-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Congress Split Between Those Who Want To Spend A Ridiculous Amount And Those Who Want To Spend An Even More Ridiculous Amount

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-congress-split-between-those-who-want-to-spend-a-ridiculous-amount-and-those-who-want-to-spend-an-even-more-ridiculous-amount/?utm_source=fediverse

Oops: Pastor Accidentally Includes ChatGPT Prompts From When He Asked It To Write His Sermon

https://babylonbee.com/news/oops-pastor-accidentally-includes-chatgpt-prompts-from-when-he-asked-it-to-write-his-sermon/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Determines Abraham Lincoln Killed Himself

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-determines-abraham-lincoln-killed-himself/?utm_source=fediverse

No Tax On Tips Passes Senate Unanimously After Clarification That Bribes Can Count As Tips

https://babylonbee.com/news/no-tax-on-tips-passes-senate-unanimously-after-clarification-that-bribes-can-count-as-tips/?utm_source=fediverse

Which Apostle Are You? Take The Quiz!

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Nancy Mace Says She'll Release As Much Naked Footage Of Herself As It Takes To Fight Exploitation Of Women

https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-mace-says-shell-release-as-much-naked-footage-of-herself-as-it-takes-to-fight-exploitation-of-women/?utm_source=fediverse

If There's A Good And Loving God, Why Did He Make Me So Annoying? - Op-Ed By Atheist

https://babylonbee.com/news/militant-atheist-questions-why-a-loving-god-would-make-someone-as-irritating-as-him/?utm_source=fediverse