The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Trump To Release One Gorilla To Fight Every 100 Rioters

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-release-one-gorilla-to-fight-every-100-rioters/?utm_source=fediverse

Touching: Reconciled Trump And Musk Recreate Rocky III Beach Scene

https://babylonbee.com/news/back-together-trump-and-elon-reunite-on-beach-in-emotional-scene/?utm_source=fediverse

Perfectly Good Meme Ruined By Typo

https://babylonbee.com/news/perfectly-good-meme-spoiled-by-grammatical-error/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways To Prepare For A Fun, Successful Riot

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-prepare-for-a-fun-successful-riot/?utm_source=fediverse

Crying Baby On Flight Complains About Being Sat Near Greta Thunberg

https://babylonbee.com/news/crying-baby-on-flight-complains-about-being-sat-near-greta-thunberg/?utm_source=fediverse

Waymo Car Achieves Sentience At Worst Possible Moment

https://babylonbee.com/news/waymo-car-achieves-sentience-at-worst-possible-moment/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Why Would Trump Do This?’ Cries Gavin Newsom After Getting Head Stuck In Banister

https://babylonbee.com/news/why-would-trump-do-this-cries-gavin-newsom-after-getting-head-stuck-in-banister/?utm_source=fediverse

Greta Thunberg Kidnapped By Dread Pirate Roberts

https://babylonbee.com/news/greta-thunberg-kidnapped-by-dread-pirate-roberts/?utm_source=fediverse

Marine Tanks Stuck In Traffic On The 405

https://babylonbee.com/news/marine-tanks-stuck-in-traffic-on-the-405/?utm_source=fediverse

L.A. Rioter Sad As He Can't Find Any Houses To Burn Down Since They All Burned Down In The Wildfires

https://babylonbee.com/news/la-rioter-sad-as-he-cant-find-any-houses-to-burn-down-since-they-all-burned-down-in-the-wildfires/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Nukes Los Angeles

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-nukes-los-angeles/?utm_source=fediverse

Job's Suffering Becomes Too Great To Bear As He Goes To Bed And Then Realizes His Sheets Are In The Wash

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-now-believe-jobs-greatest-suffering-was-going-to-bed-and-then-realizing-his-sheets-are-in-the-wash/?utm_source=fediverse

In Greatest Gymnastic Feat Yet, Simone Biles Argues That Trans Women Are Women

https://babylonbee.com/news/simone-biles-performs-greatest-gymnastic-feat-yet-arguing-that-trans-women-are-women/?utm_source=fediverse

Marines Deployed To Another Third-World Country Full Of Hostile Foreigners

https://babylonbee.com/news/marines-deployed-to-another-third-world-country-full-of-hostile-foreigners/?utm_source=fediverse

Baby Outraged As Person Holding Him Is Not Standing Up

https://babylonbee.com/news/baby-outraged-as-person-holding-him-is-not-standing-up/?utm_source=fediverse

Mexican Rioter Adds Lime Wedge To Molotov Cocktail

https://babylonbee.com/news/mexican-rioter-adds-lime-wedge-to-molotov-cocktail/?utm_source=fediverse

Support For Police Skyrockets After They Start Shooting Journalists

https://babylonbee.com/news/support-for-police-skyrockets-after-they-start-shooting-journalists/?utm_source=fediverse

Nintendo Confirms Next Mario Game Will Just Be A GIF Of Mario Saying 'Wahoo!' And Will Cost $2,500

https://babylonbee.com/news/nintendo-confirms-next-mario-game-will-just-be-a-gif-of-mario-saying-wahoo-and-will-cost-2500/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Responds To Mostly Peaceful Protests With Mostly Peaceful Military

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-responds-to-mostly-peaceful-protests-with-mostly-peaceful-military/?utm_source=fediverse

Zacchaeus Insists He Was Actually 5'7" Which Is Close To The Median Height For Males

https://babylonbee.com/news/zacchaeus-insists-he-was-actually-57-which-is-close-to-the-median-height-for-males/?utm_source=fediverse