20-Year Veteran VBS Leader Taken Up Into Heaven In Chariot Of Fire During Closing Program
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Honest Pastor Brags About His Moderately Attractive Wife
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Massive Terrorist Sleeper Cell Discovered In Massachusetts
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Wife Offers Husband Compromise: If He Lets Her Get Chickens She'll Let Him Do All The Work
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Supreme Court Legalizes Trump Presidency
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'God Works All Things Together For Good,' Mutters Man As He Finds Perfect Parking Spot
https://babylonbee.com/news/god-works-all-things-together-for-good-mutters-man-as-he-finds-perfect-parking-spot/?utm_source=fediverse
7 Changes Mamdani Is Proposing For New York City
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Man Holding Out Hope Job Interviewer Will Ask Him How Much He Knows About Batman
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-holding-out-hope-job-interviewer-will-ask-him-how-much-he-knows-about-batman/?utm_source=fediverse
Pete Hegseth Vows Military Will Not Discriminate Against Chicks, Broads, Or Dames
https://babylonbee.com/news/pete-hegseth-vows-military-will-not-discriminate-against-chicks-broads-or-dames/?utm_source=fediverse
In Historic 6-3 Supreme Court Decision, 3 Justices Ruled To Be Morons
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Democrats Discover Innovative Strategy Of Promising Free Stuff To Stupid People
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Ayatollah Proudly Announces Iran Has Destroyed 14 Bunker Buster Bombs With Its Nuclear Facilities
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Defeated Cuomo Left Groping For Answers
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Church Warns Of Impending Shortage Of Sweet White-Haired Ladies That Give You Peppermints
https://babylonbee.com/news/church-warns-of-impending-shortage-of-sweet-white-haired-ladies-that-give-you-peppermints/?utm_source=fediverse
CNN: Hiroshima 'Barely Set Back' By Atomic Bomb
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9 Hardest Parts Of Pregnancy For Husbands
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Trump’s Christian Faith Questioned As He Didn't Say ‘Fudge’
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Mamdani Vows To Knock Down World Trade Center To Build More Affordable Housing
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Hamas Claims Responsibility For NYC Mayoral Primary
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Trump Bombed Iran. Here's How 12 Media Outlets Covered The Story
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