The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Archaeologists Discover King Saul's Ouija Board

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Sorry Excuse For American Hasn't Blown Off Single Finger With Fireworks

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Planned Parenthood Warns Funding Cut Will Result In Birth Of Thousands Of Babies

https://babylonbee.com/news/planned-parenthood-warns-funding-cut-will-result-in-birth-of-thousands-of-babies/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Exciting Changes Disney Is Bringing To The Indiana Jones Reboot

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Wail Of Agony Heard From Satan's Office As Planned Parenthood Defunded

https://babylonbee.com/news/wail-of-agony-heard-from-satans-office-as-planned-parenthood-defunded/?utm_source=fediverse

LOOOOL Check Out This So-Called 'MAN' Who's Doing CARDIO (A Type Of Exercise For GIRLS)

https://babylonbee.com/news/looool-check-out-this-so-called-man-whos-doing-cardio-a-type-of-exercise-for-girls/?utm_source=fediverse

Millions Reported Dead As 'Big Beautiful Bill' Passes

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Continental Congress Reluctantly Agrees To Trim Down Name Of ‘Big Beautiful Declaration Of Independence’

https://babylonbee.com/news/continental-congress-reluctantly-agrees-to-trim-down-name-of-big-beautiful-declaration-of-independence/?utm_source=fediverse

Cold-Hearted Leftists Demand Immigrants Stay In Evil, Oppressive United States

https://babylonbee.com/news/cold-hearted-leftists-demand-immigrants-stay-in-evil-oppressive-united-states/?utm_source=fediverse

Breaking: Chicago Man Not Shot

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Journalist Up Late Trying To Decide Whether To Compare Trump's Bill To Jim Crow Or Holocaust

https://babylonbee.com/news/journalist-up-late-trying-to-decide-whether-to-compare-trumps-bill-to-jim-crow-or-holocaust/?utm_source=fediverse

Red Lobster Introduces Exciting New Menu Item 'Box Of Things We Found At The Beach'

https://babylonbee.com/news/red-lobster-introduces-exciting-new-menu-item-box-of-things-we-found-at-the-beach/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Trump Bill Will Cause 175 Billion People To Lose Medicaid And Die

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-trump-bill-will-cause-175-billion-people-to-lose-medicaid-and-die/?utm_source=fediverse

Check It Out: 10 More States Announce Fun Migrant Prisons

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How 9 Politicians Are Celebrating This 4th Of July

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Subway Names Diddy As New Spokesman

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Op-Ed: The Problem With Kids These Days Is Not Enough Of Them Smoke Cigarettes

https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-the-problem-with-kids-these-days-is-not-enough-of-them-smoke-cigarettes/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Great White Shark Stripped Of UPenn Women's Swimming Title

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-great-white-shark-stripped-of-upenn-womens-swimming-title/?utm_source=fediverse

UPenn Announces Matt Walsh As New Women's Swim Coach

https://babylonbee.com/news/upenn-announces-matt-walsh-as-new-womens-swim-coach/?utm_source=fediverse

Diddy Celebrates Acquittal With Massive Freak-Off

https://babylonbee.com/news/diddy-celebrates-acquittal-with-massive-freak-off/?utm_source=fediverse