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Chip & Joanna Gaines Introduce New Line Of Pride-Themed Shiplap

https://babylonbee.com/news/chip--joanna-gaines-introduce-new-line-of-pride-themed-shiplap/?utm_source=fediverse

Scientist At 7th Jurassic Park Asks If Maybe They Should Just Make Papier-Mâché Dinosaurs This Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientist-at-7th-jurassic-park-iteration-asks-if-maybe-they-should-just-make-papier-mch-dinosaurs-this-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Progress: A.I. Now Only Racist Against Italians

https://babylonbee.com/news/progress-ai-now-only-racist-against-italians/?utm_source=fediverse

Malfunction As Animatronic Trump Keeps Rounding Up All The Mexican Guests And Deporting Them From Disney World

https://babylonbee.com/news/malfunction-as-animatronic-trump-keeps-rounding-up-all-the-mexican-guests-and-deporting-them-from-disney-world/?utm_source=fediverse

Dumbledore Starting To Wonder If Having A House Filled With Racist Murderers Named After Snakes Such A Good Idea

https://babylonbee.com/news/dumbledore-starting-to-wonder-if-having-a-house-filled-with-racist-murderers-named-after-snakes-such-a-good-idea/?utm_source=fediverse

Life’s Struggles Causing Atheist To Lose His Faith In The Existence Of Nothing

https://babylonbee.com/news/lifes-struggles-causing-atheist-to-lose-his-faith-in-the-existence-of-nothing/?utm_source=fediverse

MTG Press Conference On Cloud Seeding Interrupted By Tornado

https://babylonbee.com/news/mtg-press-conference-on-cloud-seeding-interrupted-by-tornado/?utm_source=fediverse

Gavin Newsom Declares California A Sanctuary State For Child Slavery

https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-declares-california-a-sanctuary-state-for-child-slavery/?utm_source=fediverse

Pam Bondi Confirms Greedo Shot First

https://babylonbee.com/news/pam-bondi-confirms-greedo-shot-first/?utm_source=fediverse

New White Sox City Connect Jerseys Feature Bullet Holes, Realistic Blood Splatter

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-white-sox-city-connect-jerseys-feature-bullet-holes-realistic-blood-splatter/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Exciting New Inclusive Barbies

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-exciting-new-inclusive-barbies/?utm_source=fediverse

Jesus's Defense Lawyer Facepalms As Client Says 'Yes, I Am The Messiah, And You Will See The Son Of Man Sitting At The Right Hand Of The Mighty One And Coming On The Clouds Of Heaven.'

https://babylonbee.com/news/jesuss-defense-lawyer-facepalms-as-client-says-yes-i-am-the-messiah-and-you-will-see-the-son-of-man-sitting-at-the-right-hand-of-the-mighty-one-and-coming-on-the-clouds-of-heaven/?utm_source=fediverse

New WNBA Video Game Adds Option To Shiv Caitlin Clark

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-wnba-video-game-adds-option-to-shiv-caitlin-clark/?utm_source=fediverse

Disaster: Liberal Goes Back In Time To Kill Hitler But Now Has No One To Compare People He Disagrees With To

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-liberal-goes-back-in-time-to-kill-hitler-but-now-has-no-one-to-compare-people-he-disagrees-with-to/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Unveil Debt Plan: Transfer Balance To Capital One Credit Card With 0% Intro APR

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-unveil-debt-plan-transfer-balance-to-capital-one-credit-card-with-0-intro-apr/?utm_source=fediverse

Former White House Doctor Denies Ever Knowing A "Joe Biden"

https://babylonbee.com/news/former-white-house-doctor-denies-ever-knowing-a-joe-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

Gone Woke: New Jurassic Park Movie Has A Woman In It

https://babylonbee.com/news/gone-woke-new-jurassic-park-movie-has-a-woman-in-it/?utm_source=fediverse

After TSA Policy Change, Production Finally Resumes At Crazy Mohammed's Shoe Bomb Factory

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-tsa-policy-change-production-finally-resumes-at-crazy-mohammeds-shoe-bomb-factory/?utm_source=fediverse

Mattel Introduces New 'Ozempic Barbie' With Syringe And Detachable Belly

https://babylonbee.com/news/mattel-introduces-new-ozempic-barbie-with-syringe-and-detachable-belly/?utm_source=fediverse

Ilhan Omar Announces Engagement To Grok

https://babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-omar-announces-engagement-to-grok/?utm_source=fediverse