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Scholars Believe David's Attention Was Captured By Bathsheba's American Eagle Jeans

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Fake Indian Endorses Real Indian

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Civilization In Turmoil As Man Fails To Tweet About Thing

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Texas Begins Construction On Northern Border Wall To Keep Democrat Lawmakers From Returning

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Irish President Demands UN Take Military Action To Protect The Shire

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Performance Of 'Jesus Christ Superstar' Interrupted After Gollum Jumps On Stage

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Historians Uncover Hitler Jeans Ad From 1942

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Pelosi Vehemently Denies Insider Trading, Says Her Husband Takes Care Of All That

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Congress Postpones Ghislaine Maxwell's Testimony Until After Her Death

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Doctor Strange Reveals That Across 14 Million Universes, Colbert’s Show Bombs In Every Single One

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10 Improvements Trump Is Making To The White House

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CLICK HERE For An Updated Number Of Corrupt Government Officials Who Have Been Arrested For The Russia Collusion Hoax

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Awkward: Obama, Hillary Hire Same Hitman To Kill Each Other

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Women’s Parallel Parking Added To 2028 Olympics

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Democrats Announce 2028 Campaign Slogan: 'We Hate Capitalism, Hot Chicks, And The Jews'

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France Officially Recognizes Palestinian State, Immediately Surrenders To It

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Cincinnati Authorities Warn White Visitors Not To Use Their Skulls To Attack Black Fists

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Investigation Concludes Trump Is The Only One Who Didn’t Collude With Russia

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Steward Of Gondor Moves To Officially Recognize Mordor As A State

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‘Behold, He Is Not Dead, But Merely Sleeping,’ Pastor Declares Before Waking Harold In Back Pew

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