The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

In Lieu Of Dystopian Sci-Fi Movie, American Just Watching News From England

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Trump Vows To Drastically Reduce The Number Of Criminals In Washington By Sending Congress Home

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DC Mayor Warns Trump’s Crime Fighting Measures Will Unfairly Impact Criminals

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8 Changes Trump Is Making To The 2028 Olympics

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Spirit Flight Attendant Says In The Event Of A Water Landing Lifejackets Will Be Available For $39.99

https://babylonbee.com/news/spirit-flight-attendant-says-in-the-event-of-a-water-landing-lifejackets-will-be-available-for-3999/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds Alcohol Sales Spike Sharply During VBS

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-alcohol-sales-spike-sharply-during-vbs/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Struggling To Answer Grandma’s Question About Why Everyone Is Talking About The WNBA

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Drug Cartels Begin Using Kryptonite To Fend Off ICE Agent Dean Cain

https://babylonbee.com/news/drug-cartels-begin-using-kryptonite-to-fend-off-ice-agent-dean-cain/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Warn New Trump Census Could Negate All The Illegal Alien Votes Biden Brought In

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-new-trump-census-could-negate-all-the-illegal-alien-votes-biden-brought-in/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Common Misconceptions About The Bible, Corrected

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Due To Child Actors Aging, 'Stranger Things' Season 5 To Take Place In Haunted Nursing Home

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Gina Carano Settles With Disney, Will Replace Pedro Pascal In All Movies

https://babylonbee.com/news/gina-carano-settles-with-disney-will-replace-pedro-pascal-in-all-movies/?utm_source=fediverse

Pro Tip: Treat Your Depression By Going For A Run — The Misery Of Running Will Distract You From Your Depression

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Female Umpire Ejects Player For Something He Did In Her Dream Last Night

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Sound Of Husband Plopping Down On Couch Helpfully Reminds Wife There’s Something She Wanted Him To Do

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9 Things Trump Is Doing To Get The U.S. Out Of Debt

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Trump Gerrymanders U.S. To Include Canada

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Apostles Quickly Start Acting Pious As They Notice Luke Watching And Taking Notes

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Trump Orders Census Takers Not To Count Anyone Wearing A Sombrero

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-orders-census-takers-not-to-count-anyone-wearing-a-sombrero/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Would Be Awesome Dad If It Weren't For These Rotten Kids

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