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Trump Heads to Alaska to Negotiate Historic Truce Between Humans, Bears

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Adam Schiff Worried Legal Troubles Will Make It Hard For Him To Afford His Upcoming Head Reduction Surgery

https://babylonbee.com/news/adam-schiff-worried-legal-troubles-will-make-it-hard-for-him-to-afford-his-upcoming-head-reduction-surgery/?utm_source=fediverse

Investigation: Mysterious Bettor ‘Shoberto Ohnandez’ Placed $15 Million Wager On Angels Last Night

https://babylonbee.com/news/investigation-mysterious-bettor-shoberto-ohnandez-wagered-15-million-on-angels-last-night/?utm_source=fediverse

Dallas Cowboys Ask If Fans Can Throw Those Green Things At Them Like People Do At WNBA Games

https://babylonbee.com/news/dallas-cowboys-ask-if-fans-can-throw-those-green-things-at-them-like-people-do-at-wnba-games/?utm_source=fediverse

Man's Self Esteem Yet To Recover From Time 7 Years Ago Online Quiz Put Him In Hufflepuff

https://babylonbee.com/news/mans-self-esteem-yet-to-recover-from-time-7-years-ago-online-quiz-put-him-in-hufflepuff/?utm_source=fediverse

Puzzled DC Police Chief Asks Reporters, 'What Is This Black And White Car That Goes Wee-oo Wee-oo?'

https://babylonbee.com/news/dc-police-chief-asks-reporters-what-is-this-black-and-white-car-that-goes-wee-oo-wee-oo/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Major Advantages Of Female Umpires

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10 Sneaky Ways To Share The Gospel Without Letting People Know You're A Christian

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Trump Negotiates Russian Ceasefire By Giving Putin California

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-negotiates-russian-ceasefire-by-giving-putin-california/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Crime is Down In DC!’ Shouts Journalist Currently Being Pummeled By Group Of Thugs

https://babylonbee.com/news/crime-is-down-in-dc-shouts-journalist-currently-being-pummeled-by-group-of-thugs/?utm_source=fediverse

Tucker Carlson Releases Exclusive Interview With Dredged-Up Corpse Of Osama Bin Laden

https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-carlson-announces-latest-interview-with-dredged-up-corpse-of-osama-bin-laden/?utm_source=fediverse

Jerome Powell Says He Won’t Lower Interest Rates Until He Can Be Sure It Won’t Help Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/jerome-powell-says-he-wont-lower-interest-rates-until-he-can-be-sure-it-wont-help-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrat Mayors Report Violent Crime Down 40% Since They Redefined ‘Violent’ and ‘Crime’

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-mayors-report-violent-crime-down-40-since-they-redefined-violent-and-crime/?utm_source=fediverse

New Movie Has Jim Caviezel Playing Every Character From Entire Bible

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Vigilante Justice: Trump Dresses Up As Bat And Patrols Streets Of DC

https://babylonbee.com/news/vigilante-justice-trump-dresses-up-as-bat-and-patrols-streets-of-dc/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Undeniable Reasons Communist China Is Way Better Than America

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-undeniable-reasons-communist-china-is-way-better-than-america/?utm_source=fediverse

In Lieu Of Dystopian Sci-Fi Movie, American Just Watching News From England

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-lieu-of-dystopian-sci-fi-movie-american-just-watching-news-from-england/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Vows To Drastically Reduce The Number Of Criminals In Washington By Sending Congress Home

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-vows-to-drastically-reduce-the-number-of-criminals-in-washington-by-sending-congress-home/?utm_source=fediverse

DC Mayor Warns Trump’s Crime Fighting Measures Will Unfairly Impact Criminals

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8 Changes Trump Is Making To The 2028 Olympics

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