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Dad Fussy After Missing His Afternoon Nap

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Beyond Meat In Financial Trouble After Public Learns Real Meat Exists

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Tragic: Stranger Thinks Your Sports Team Shirt Is An Invitation To Talk To You About Sports

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11 New Artifacts Trump Ordered The Smithsonian To Display

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Man Tells Subway Worker He's Looking For Something With Stopping Power That's Compact And Easy To Conceal

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JB Pritzker Joins Police Force In Hopes Of Getting Sandwich Thrown At Him

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10 Telltale Signs Of Dangerous Authoritarianism

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Federal Court Requires Nuns To Start Worshiping Molech

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Renaissance Artist Finishes Masterpiece That Will One Day Be Great Training Data For AI

https://babylonbee.com/news/renaissance-artist-finishes-masterpiece-that-will-one-day-be-great-training-data-for-ai/?utm_source=fediverse

Gavin Newsom Vows To Double California’s Violent Crime If Trump Doesn’t Stop Cleaning Up D.C.

https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-vows-to-double-californias-violent-crime-if-trump-doesnt-stop-cleaning-up-dc/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Heads to Alaska to Negotiate Historic Truce Between Humans, Bears

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Adam Schiff Worried Legal Troubles Will Make It Hard For Him To Afford His Upcoming Head Reduction Surgery

https://babylonbee.com/news/adam-schiff-worried-legal-troubles-will-make-it-hard-for-him-to-afford-his-upcoming-head-reduction-surgery/?utm_source=fediverse

Investigation: Mysterious Bettor ‘Shoberto Ohnandez’ Placed $15 Million Wager On Angels Last Night

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Dallas Cowboys Ask If Fans Can Throw Those Green Things At Them Like People Do At WNBA Games

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Man's Self Esteem Yet To Recover From Time 7 Years Ago Online Quiz Put Him In Hufflepuff

https://babylonbee.com/news/mans-self-esteem-yet-to-recover-from-time-7-years-ago-online-quiz-put-him-in-hufflepuff/?utm_source=fediverse

Puzzled DC Police Chief Asks Reporters, 'What Is This Black And White Car That Goes Wee-oo Wee-oo?'

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7 Major Advantages Of Female Umpires

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10 Sneaky Ways To Share The Gospel Without Letting People Know You're A Christian

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Trump Negotiates Russian Ceasefire By Giving Putin California

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-negotiates-russian-ceasefire-by-giving-putin-california/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Crime is Down In DC!’ Shouts Journalist Currently Being Pummeled By Group Of Thugs

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