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Genius Trump Enacts Plan To Dumb Down Chinese Population By Inviting Them To Attend American Universities

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10 Great Exercises Even Liberals Can Do

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Man Fulfills The Great Commission By Occasionally Wearing Novelty Christian T-Shirt In Public

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'Help! I Need A Spotter!' Cries Mamnadi Struggling Under 5-Pound Yoga Dumbbells

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Report: Kilmar Abrego Garcia Just One Away From Free Burrito On His Deportation Punch Card

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Trump Decrees Anyone Who Does Not Bow Down To The American Flag When The Music Plays Shall Be Tossed Into The Fiery Furnance

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Somber Democrats Mourn DC Going A Record Ten Days Without A Murder

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Mayorship Of New York To Be Awarded To First Candidate Who Can Bench Press The Bar

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Friend Group Recruits Baptist So As To Always Have Designated Driver

https://babylonbee.com/news/friend-group-recruits-baptist-so-as-to-always-have-designated-driver/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Orders Visa Review Of Anyone With One Of Those Squiggly Line N's In Their Name

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Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility For Cracker Barrel Logo Change

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‘No, I Didn’t Eat Any Of That Walmart Shrimp,’ Says Husband Glowing Neon Green

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10 Most Shocking Discoveries From The John Bolton FBI Raid

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California Fines Family For Building Sandcastle Without Coastal Commission Approval

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ESPN Reminds Nation Watching Women's Basketball Is Mandatory

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Waffle House Unveils Successful Brand Strategy Of Just Keeping Everything The Same Forever

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Black Mesa Research Facility Fails Another OSHA Inspection

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John Bolton Eludes FBI By Blending Into A Herd Of Walruses

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Meet Hannah, The New Fully Clothed And Chaste A.I. Assistant From The Babylon Bee

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Peacemaker: Trump Negotiates Historic Truce Between IPhone And Android Users

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