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7 Radical Ideas To Make Our Cities Safer

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Tough-On-Crime Democrats Propose ‘100 Strikes And You’re Out’ Law

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Trump Calms World By Assuring Nothing Bad Has Ever Happened After Dictator Invades Poland

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-calms-world-by-assuring-nothing-bad-has-ever-happened-after-dictator-invades-poland/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Best Reasons To Leave Islam For Christianity

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Media Uncovers Hot Hunk Birthday Card Trump Sent To Justin Trudeau

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Safety-Conscious Passengers Now Donning Full Suits Of Crusader Armor To Ride Public Transit

https://babylonbee.com/news/safety-conscious-passengers-now-donning-full-suits-of-crusader-armor-to-ride-public-transit/?utm_source=fediverse

'Hit The Deck! We're Under Attack!' Cries Greta Thunberg As Frozen Burrito Explodes In The Microwave

https://babylonbee.com/news/hit-the-deck-were-under-attack-cries-greta-thunberg-as-frozen-burrito-explodes-in-the-microwave/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Warn Surveillance Videos Perpetuate Stereotypes By Accurately Depicting Events

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-warn-surveillance-videos-perpetuate-stereotypes-by-accurately-depicting-events/?utm_source=fediverse

Gay? This Man Just Remembered His Best Friend's Birthday

https://babylonbee.com/news/gay-this-man-just-remembered-his-best-friends-birthday/?utm_source=fediverse

ICE Enforcement Action At Chocolate Factory Nabs 475 Illegal Oompa Loompas

https://babylonbee.com/news/ice-enforcement-action-at-chocolate-factory-nabs-475-illegal-oompa-loompas/?utm_source=fediverse

Satan Plagues Job's Fantasy Football Team With Injuries

https://babylonbee.com/news/satan-plagues-jobs-fantasy-football-team-with-injuries/?utm_source=fediverse

Entire City Of Ninevah Repents As Jonah Plays Stirring Rendition Of 'Softly And Tenderly' On Piano

https://babylonbee.com/news/entire-city-of-ninevah-repents-as-jonah-plays-piano-quietly/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Deports Phillies Karen To El Salvador Prison

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-deports-phillies-karen-to-el-salvador-prison/?utm_source=fediverse

Navy Airdrops Public Defender Onto Drug Boat To Give Cartel Members Due Process

https://babylonbee.com/news/navy-airdrops-public-defender-onto-drug-boat-to-give-cartel-members-due-process/?utm_source=fediverse

David Condemned For Executing Goliath Without Due Process

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Parents Meeting With Teacher Shocked To Learn How Responsible, Respectful, And Kind Their Child Is While At School

https://babylonbee.com/news/parents-at-pta-meeting-shocked-to-learn-how-responsible-respectful-and-kind-their-child-is-while-at-school/?utm_source=fediverse

NFL Fires Officiating Crew That Allowed Chiefs To Lose Season Opener

https://babylonbee.com/news/nfl-fires-officiating-crew-that-allowed-chiefs-to-lose-season-opener/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Condemn Stabbing Victims For Inflating Crime Numbers

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-condemn-stabbing-victims-for-inflating-crime-numbers/?utm_source=fediverse

WNBA Fans Out For Season

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On Heels Of Second Bad Job Report, Trump Fires Math

https://babylonbee.com/news/on-heels-of-second-bad-job-report-trump-fires-math/?utm_source=fediverse