Universities Quietly Cancel 'Kill Conservatives 101' Courses
https://babylonbee.com/news/universities-quietly-cancel-kill-conservatives-101-courses/?utm_source=fediverse
'I Hope Someone Names A Frozen Pizza After Me' Thinks Red Baron While Being Shot Down In WWI Dogfight
https://babylonbee.com/news/i-hope-someone-names-a-frozen-pizza-after-me-thinks-red-baron-while-being-shot-down-in-wwi-dogfight/?utm_source=fediverse
'Ladies And Gentlemen, We Got Him,' Announces FBI After Killer Turns Himself In
https://babylonbee.com/news/ladies-and-gentlemen-we-got-him-announces-fbi-after-killer-turns-himself-in/?utm_source=fediverse
Dad Teaches Son Importance Of Doing Your Own Oil Changes So It Will Take Longer And Cost More
https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-teaches-son-importance-of-doing-your-own-oil-changes-so-it-will-take-longer-and-cost-more/?utm_source=fediverse
12 Million Charlie Kirks Created Overnight
https://babylonbee.com/news/12-million-charlie-kirks-created-overnight/?utm_source=fediverse
Heaven Confirms Pastors Are Allowed To Speed On Way To Church
https://babylonbee.com/news/heaven-confirms-pastors-are-allowed-to-speed-on-way-to-church/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Say There's No Place For Violence Against Evil Nazi Republicans That Are Literally Killing People And Destroying America
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-say-theres-no-place-for-violence-against-evil-nazi-republicans-that-are-literally-killing-people-and-destroying-america/?utm_source=fediverse
Report: Fathers Hugging Their Kids Tighter Today
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-fathers-hugging-their-kids-tighter-today/?utm_source=fediverse
‘Why Won’t Conservatives Give Up Their Guns?’ Ask The People Shooting At Them
https://babylonbee.com/news/why-wont-conservatives-give-up-their-guns-ask-the-people-shooting-at-them/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Condemn Violence They Incited
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-condemn-violence-they-incited/?utm_source=fediverse
World Deemed Unworthy Of Charlie Kirk
https://babylonbee.com/news/world-deemed-unworthy-of-charlie-kirk/?utm_source=fediverse
Cities Put Daniel Penny Scarecrows On Subways To Deter Crime
https://babylonbee.com/news/cities-put-daniel-penny-scarecrows-on-subways-to-deter-crime/?utm_source=fediverse
Termites Excited As Cool Tent Placed Over House
https://babylonbee.com/news/termites-excited-as-cool-tent-placed-over-house/?utm_source=fediverse
Colorado Authorities Warn Marijuana Consumption Could Lead To Attending Rockies Games
https://babylonbee.com/news/colorado-authorities-warn-marijuana-consumption-could-lead-to-attending-rockies-games/?utm_source=fediverse
Annual Wikipedia Fundraiser Says For Just $2.75 You Can Help Them Censor Truth
https://babylonbee.com/news/annual-wikipedia-fundraiser-says-for-just-275-you-can-help-them-censor-truth/?utm_source=fediverse
Greta Thunberg Reports Flotilla Struck By Jewish Space Laser
https://babylonbee.com/news/greta-thunberg-reports-flotilla-struck-by-jewish-space-laser/?utm_source=fediverse
7 Radical Ideas To Make Our Cities Safer
https://babylonbee.com/news/7-radical-ideas-to-make-our-cities-safer/?utm_source=fediverse
Tough-On-Crime Democrats Propose ‘100 Strikes And You’re Out’ Law
https://babylonbee.com/news/tough-on-crime-democrats-propose-100-strikes-and-youre-out-law/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Calms World By Assuring Nothing Bad Has Ever Happened After Dictator Invades Poland
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-calms-world-by-assuring-nothing-bad-has-ever-happened-after-dictator-invades-poland/?utm_source=fediverse
10 Best Reasons To Leave Islam For Christianity
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-best-reasons-to-leave-islam-for-christianity/?utm_source=fediverse
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