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McGruff The Crime Dog Goes Undercover In Furry Terrorist Cell

https://babylonbee.com/news/mcgruff-the-crime-dog-goes-undercover-in-furry-terrorist-cell/?utm_source=fediverse

Millions Of Christian Extremists Gather To Pray For Those Who Want To Kill Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-of-christian-extremists-gather-to-pray-for-those-who-want-to-kill-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-maybe-they-should-stop-saying-the-things-assassins-are-having-engraved-on-bullets/?utm_source=fediverse

Media Says Motives Unclear of Killer Who Wrote Manifesto Entitled 'Here Are My Motives'

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-says-motives-unclear-of-killer-who-wrote-manifesto-entitled-here-are-my-motives/?utm_source=fediverse

Entire American University System Officially Designated A Terrorist Organization

https://babylonbee.com/news/entire-american-university-system-officially-designated-a-terrorist-organization/?utm_source=fediverse

Universities Quietly Cancel 'Kill Conservatives 101' Courses

https://babylonbee.com/news/universities-quietly-cancel-kill-conservatives-101-courses/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Hope Someone Names A Frozen Pizza After Me' Thinks Red Baron While Being Shot Down In WWI Dogfight

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-hope-someone-names-a-frozen-pizza-after-me-thinks-red-baron-while-being-shot-down-in-wwi-dogfight/?utm_source=fediverse

'Ladies And Gentlemen, We Got Him,' Announces FBI After Killer Turns Himself In

https://babylonbee.com/news/ladies-and-gentlemen-we-got-him-announces-fbi-after-killer-turns-himself-in/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Teaches Son Importance Of Doing Your Own Oil Changes So It Will Take Longer And Cost More

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-teaches-son-importance-of-doing-your-own-oil-changes-so-it-will-take-longer-and-cost-more/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Million Charlie Kirks Created Overnight

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-million-charlie-kirks-created-overnight/?utm_source=fediverse

Heaven Confirms Pastors Are Allowed To Speed On Way To Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/heaven-confirms-pastors-are-allowed-to-speed-on-way-to-church/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Say There's No Place For Violence Against Evil Nazi Republicans That Are Literally Killing People And Destroying America

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-say-theres-no-place-for-violence-against-evil-nazi-republicans-that-are-literally-killing-people-and-destroying-america/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Fathers Hugging Their Kids Tighter Today

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-fathers-hugging-their-kids-tighter-today/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Why Won’t Conservatives Give Up Their Guns?’ Ask The People Shooting At Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/why-wont-conservatives-give-up-their-guns-ask-the-people-shooting-at-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Condemn Violence They Incited

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-condemn-violence-they-incited/?utm_source=fediverse

World Deemed Unworthy Of Charlie Kirk

https://babylonbee.com/news/world-deemed-unworthy-of-charlie-kirk/?utm_source=fediverse

Cities Put Daniel Penny Scarecrows On Subways To Deter Crime

https://babylonbee.com/news/cities-put-daniel-penny-scarecrows-on-subways-to-deter-crime/?utm_source=fediverse

Termites Excited As Cool Tent Placed Over House

https://babylonbee.com/news/termites-excited-as-cool-tent-placed-over-house/?utm_source=fediverse

Colorado Authorities Warn Marijuana Consumption Could Lead To Attending Rockies Games

https://babylonbee.com/news/colorado-authorities-warn-marijuana-consumption-could-lead-to-attending-rockies-games/?utm_source=fediverse

Annual Wikipedia Fundraiser Says For Just $2.75 You Can Help Them Censor Truth

https://babylonbee.com/news/annual-wikipedia-fundraiser-says-for-just-275-you-can-help-them-censor-truth/?utm_source=fediverse