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Jesus Heals Demon-Possessed Man By Taking Away His Smartphone

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Wife Sad As She Realizes Husband Will Never Look At Her Like He Looks At A Cool Suspension Bridge

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10 More Groups Trump Is Designating As Terrorist Organizations

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Shire Doctors Link High Cancer Rate To Use Of Pipeweed

https://babylonbee.com/news/shire-doctors-link-high-cancer-rate-to-use-of-pipeweed/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Brings Home World’s Most Effective, Adorable Alarm Clock

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Chicago Kicks Off Holiday Season By Unveiling Festive Red And Green Crime-Scene Tape

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Suspicions Raised As Wormtongue's X Account Reveals He's Based In Isengard

https://babylonbee.com/news/suspicions-raised-as-wormtongues-x-account-reveals-hes-based-in-isengard/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump To Execute All Turkeys Pardoned By Biden's Autopen

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Senior Pastor Installs 'Heresy Gong' For When Associate Pastor Preaches

https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-installs-heresy-gong-for-when-associate-pastor-preaches/?utm_source=fediverse

Average IQ In Congress Expected To Rise Rise Significantly After MTG Resigns

https://babylonbee.com/news/average-iq-in-congress-expected-to-rise-7000-points-after-mtg-resigns/?utm_source=fediverse

Mom Continues Longstanding Tradition Of Making Cranberry Sauce For No One

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‘I'm Going To Collect Nutcrackers,’ Explains Serial Killer

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-going-to-collect-nutcrackers-explains-serial-killer/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump To Host Exciting New Game Show 'WHICH MEMBER OF CONGRESS SHOULD I HAVE EXECUTED NEXT?'

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Starbucks Appeals To Men With New Zyn Spice Frappucino

https://babylonbee.com/news/starbucks-appeals-to-men-with-new-zyn-spice-frappucino/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Has Spoken: These 12 Crimes Of Sedition Are Now Punishable By Death

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Breaking: Hamas Breaches White House Perimeter

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17 Illegal Immigrants Found Hiding Under Pope's Hat

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Microsoft Introduces Convenient New 47-Factor Authentication

https://babylonbee.com/news/microsoft-introduces-convenient-new-47-factor-authentication/?utm_source=fediverse

Congress Passes Resolution To Release Santa’s Naughty/Nice List

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-passes-resolution-to-release-santas-naughtynice-list/?utm_source=fediverse

Do You Have What It Takes To Be A Professional Journalist? Here Are 9 Qualifications

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