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Democrats Demand To Know Why ICE Agents Can't Just Shoot Cars In The Leg

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Democrats Once Again Threaten Civil War To Stop Republicans From Taking Away Their Slave Laborers

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8 Perfect New Jobs For Tim Walz

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Family Stages Intervention Over 40-Year-Old Dad's Skinny Jeans

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Maduro Now Polling As Most Popular Democrat

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White House Announces Over 1,000,000 New Jobs Were Created In December But They Were All Filled By Marco Rubio

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Game Of Candy Land Testing Dad's Commitment To Dry January

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Greenland Panics As Marco Rubio Seen Donning Parka

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Libertarian Politician Googles 'What Is The Absolute Dumbest Take Possible' Before Deciding What Side Of Issue To Come Down On

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Awkward: Biden Forced To Pay Trump The $25 Million Bounty For Capturing Maduro

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Parenting Tip: Limit Your Child To Just 4 Hours Of Brain Rot Slop Each Day

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Trump In High-Speed Chase From International Cops After Breaking International Law

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Mamdani Tunes Into ‘The View’ To Receive His Classified Morning Briefing

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Democrats Solemnly Remember The Only Riot They Didn't Like

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7 Simple Ways To Be A Better Christian This Year

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Trump To Choose Next Venezuelan President In Inaugural Season Of 'El Aprendiz'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-choose-next-venezuelan-president-in-inaugural-season-of-el-aprendiz/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Leads Seal Team To Capture Rogue Dictator Gavin Newsom

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Thoughtful Husband Purposely Does Numerous Things Wrong Because He Knows How Much His Wife Loves Nagging

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Liberals Quickly Change 'No Kings' Signs To Read 'Yes Kings' In Support Of Maduro

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-quickly-change-no-kings-signs-to-read-yes-kings-to-protest-maduro-arrest/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Retiring To Spend More Time In Prison‬

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