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Researchers Confirm That During Childbirth, Women Feel Almost The Same Amount Of Pain A Man Feels When He’s Stuck Walking Behind A Slow Person

https://babylonbee.com/news/researchers-confirm-that-during-childbirth-women-feel-almost-the-same-amount-of-pain-a-man-feels-when-hes-stuck-walking-behind-a-slow-person/?utm_source=fediverse

New Study Reveals Videos Of Police Arresting Protesters Are Very, Very Funny

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-study-reveals-videos-of-police-arresting-protesters-are-very-very-funny/?utm_source=fediverse

Super Bowl Will Be Delayed To Play National Anthems For All 165 Racial Groups In U.S.

https://babylonbee.com/news/super-bowl-will-be-delayed-to-play-national-anthems-for-all-165-racial-groups-in-us/?utm_source=fediverse

Journalists Shocked To Be Laid Off From Obsolete Media Outlet That Loses $100 Million Annually

https://babylonbee.com/news/journalists-shocked-to-be-laid-off-from-obsolete-media-outlet-that-loses-100-million-annually/?utm_source=fediverse

Winter Olympics To Protest Trump's Immigration Policies By Removing Ice From Skating Rinks

https://babylonbee.com/news/winter-olympics-to-protest-trumps-immigration-policies-by-removing-ice-from-skating-rinks/?utm_source=fediverse

The Fresh Fruit You Bought Is Finally Ripe — UPDATE: Too Late, It’s Rotten

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-fresh-fruit-you-bought-is-finally-ripe--update-too-late-its-rotten/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Worried He May Go His Entire Life Without Mastering The Ancient Art Of Nunchaku

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-worried-he-may-go-his-entire-life-without-mastering-the-ancient-art-of-nunchaku/?utm_source=fediverse

Frank From Accounting In Epstein Files For Some Reason

https://babylonbee.com/news/frank-from-accounting-in-epstein-files-for-some-reason/?utm_source=fediverse

To Make Games Fair, MLB Will Now Have Managers Line Everyone Up And Pick Teams Before Each Game

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-make-games-fair-mlb-will-now-have-managers-line-everyone-up-and-pick-teams-before-each-game/?utm_source=fediverse

Missionary on Hour Twelve of Trying to Get ChatGPT Saved

https://babylonbee.com/news/missionary-on-hour-twelve-of-trying-to-get-chatgpt-saved/?utm_source=fediverse

Politicians Hoping National Prayer Breakfast Wraps Up In Time For Coke Orgy Lunch

https://babylonbee.com/news/politicians-hoping-national-prayer-breakfast-wraps-up-in-time-for-coke-orgy-lunch/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways To Come Out As A Conservative To Your Liberal Parents

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-come-out-as-a-conservative-to-your-liberal-parents/?utm_source=fediverse

American Society Of Plastic Surgeons Recommends No Longer Doing Those Surgeries That No One Was Doing

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-society-of-plastic-surgeons-recommends-no-longer-doing-those-surgeries-that-no-one-was-doing/?utm_source=fediverse

'The Injuns Are A-Comin!' Cries Billie Eilish Loading Musket To Defend Home From Tribe Of Redskins

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-injuns-are-a-comin-cries-billie-eilish-loading-musket-to-defend-home-from-tribe-of-redskins/?utm_source=fediverse

Minecraft Introduces Peaceful Protesters And OH NO THEY'VE BURNED DOWN THE VILLAGE

https://babylonbee.com/news/minecraft-introduces-civil-rights-leaders-and-oh-no-theyve-burned-down-the-village/?utm_source=fediverse

Toddler Review: The Slide Is A Stunning Thrill Ride Whose Delights Never Cease

https://babylonbee.com/news/toddler-review-the-slide-is-a-stunning-thrill-ride-whose-delights-never-cease/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Surprised To Find Out He Has A Podcast

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-surprised-to-find-out-he-has-a-podcast/?utm_source=fediverse

‘UNO: Even More Brutal Edition’ Comes With Card That SWATs Your Family Members And Has Them Arrested On False Charges

https://babylonbee.com/news/uno-even-more-brutal-edition-comes-with-card-that-swats-your-family-members-and-has-them-arrested-on-false-charges/?utm_source=fediverse

Voter ID Bill Defeated In Senate By Vote Of 7 Million To 53

https://babylonbee.com/news/suspicious-senate-rejects-voter-id-bill-by-vote-of-7-million-to-35/?utm_source=fediverse

Awesome New Streaming Service Records Movie Streams Onto Cool Shiny Discs And You Can Buy Them And Own Them Forever

https://babylonbee.com/news/awesome-new-streaming-service-records-movie-streams-onto-cool-shiny-discs-and-you-can-buy-them-and-own-them-forever/?utm_source=fediverse